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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858615 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6080 on: November 08, 2016, 10:26:50 PM »
Ohio goes to trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6081 on: November 08, 2016, 10:26:58 PM »
And just like that, Trump is at 55 on 538.

JTZ, where are your forks?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6082 on: November 08, 2016, 10:27:27 PM »
Ohio for Trump (Fox)
Yup 538 is now 55 percent chance trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6083 on: November 08, 2016, 10:27:33 PM »
Gota admit I'm amazed.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6084 on: November 08, 2016, 10:27:40 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6085 on: November 08, 2016, 10:28:40 PM »
86%
Visibly Jewish

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6086 on: November 08, 2016, 10:29:15 PM »
Part of me isn't shocked.
Part of me is amazed.

"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6087 on: November 08, 2016, 10:29:24 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6088 on: November 08, 2016, 10:29:53 PM »
time to open a where is jtz thread

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6089 on: November 08, 2016, 10:30:49 PM »
HRC probably trying to book an international ticket to some unknown destination

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6090 on: November 08, 2016, 10:30:53 PM »
R's hold House. (Fox)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6091 on: November 08, 2016, 10:31:54 PM »
Woah! Electoral college on NYT predictions just jumped over 300 for DJT for a second

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6092 on: November 08, 2016, 10:32:17 PM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6093 on: November 08, 2016, 10:32:55 PM »
NYT putting PA at 62% Trump
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6094 on: November 08, 2016, 10:33:43 PM »
NYT putting PA at 62% Trump
google has hrc up by 5

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6095 on: November 08, 2016, 10:34:57 PM »
What is story with FL?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6096 on: November 08, 2016, 10:35:57 PM »
Quote from: https://twitter.com/THATJoshKail/status/796182217823227905
No joke, the Canadian Immigration site - http://www.cic.gc.ca/english  is currently down and experiencing server issues

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6097 on: November 08, 2016, 10:36:20 PM »
49.1% - DJT vs. 46.7% - HRC in popular vote right now. Not that it makes a difference. Lol

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6098 on: November 08, 2016, 10:37:09 PM »
And just like that, Trump is at 55 on 538.

JTZ, where are your forks?
Let's pass around the plate for donations so JTZ can get some forks.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6099 on: November 08, 2016, 10:38:42 PM »
89% NYT