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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858978 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6120 on: November 08, 2016, 10:52:25 PM »
Trump's speech: You've been Punk'd!
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6121 on: November 08, 2016, 10:52:43 PM »
FL to DT. google

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6122 on: November 08, 2016, 10:53:33 PM »
Trump's speech: You've been Punk'd!
alol
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6123 on: November 08, 2016, 10:54:56 PM »
Who's the main guy talking on CNN?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6124 on: November 08, 2016, 10:55:13 PM »
HARRY ENTEN 10:48 PM
There’s been a lot of talk about Clinton trailing in Michigan and Wisconsin. Pennsylvania may be a far bigger problem. Clinton is up by just 4 percentage points, and that lead is slipping as more of the vote comes in from outside the Philadelphia media market. Clinton cannot lose Pennsylvania and win the election.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6125 on: November 08, 2016, 10:58:01 PM »
Dan was right. Landslide. For Trump.

I was the one who said that in response to the first time dan said landslide. I believed it then, but not since then.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6126 on: November 08, 2016, 10:59:21 PM »
You can feel that tension.

If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6127 on: November 08, 2016, 10:59:27 PM »
95%!!!!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6128 on: November 08, 2016, 11:00:37 PM »
BREAKING

Mexico opening a go fund me account for the wall.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6129 on: November 08, 2016, 11:01:06 PM »
BREAKING

Mexico opening a go fund me account for the wall.
ALOL

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6130 on: November 08, 2016, 11:01:22 PM »
And 538 now has a 50% chance for Hillary

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6131 on: November 08, 2016, 11:02:07 PM »
California for Clinton
Idaho for Trump
CNN
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6132 on: November 08, 2016, 11:02:30 PM »
Man, I hope I am very, very wrong about Trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6133 on: November 08, 2016, 11:02:37 PM »
Nate saying what I have been saying all along. There is no point in voting in NY.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6134 on: November 08, 2016, 11:02:54 PM »
Florida for trump NYP

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6135 on: November 08, 2016, 11:03:12 PM »
Hawaii for Clinton
CNN
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6136 on: November 08, 2016, 11:03:14 PM »
Why hasn't CNN given FL to trump yet?
Google called it 15 minutes ago

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6137 on: November 08, 2016, 11:04:11 PM »
I can watch CBS live online
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/?ftag=CNM-00-10aad5i
(cbs folks are so depressed)

Any other networks streaming online?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6138 on: November 08, 2016, 11:04:36 PM »
I can watch CBS live online
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/?ftag=CNM-00-10aad5i

Any other networks streaming online?
All of them. Just go to the websites.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6139 on: November 08, 2016, 11:05:24 PM »

Man, I hope I am very, very wrong about Trump
He might be incompetent in the traditional sense of the word. But I guess he is pretty competent in the new world we are living in.

Big sigh of relief regarding SCOTUS

I don't actually believe he will be as bad as he promises to be on trade.

Maybe we will finally get a correction that presents a healthy buying opportunity and a fresh start.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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