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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3854722 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6201 on: November 08, 2016, 11:40:03 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6202 on: November 08, 2016, 11:40:22 PM »
Florida and Ohio being called for Trump
The new election guru

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6203 on: November 08, 2016, 11:40:29 PM »
Trump Googling now what does a president do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6204 on: November 08, 2016, 11:40:51 PM »
Nope. They still got the media

Didn't help with this election.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6205 on: November 08, 2016, 11:41:02 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6206 on: November 08, 2016, 11:43:20 PM »
Washington for Clinton
CNN
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6207 on: November 08, 2016, 11:43:51 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6208 on: November 08, 2016, 11:44:16 PM »
Embarrassing


What time zone are you in?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6209 on: November 08, 2016, 11:47:26 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6210 on: November 08, 2016, 11:47:49 PM »
What time zone are you in?
LOL. Got it from a Wikileaks tweet.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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« Reply #6211 on: November 08, 2016, 11:48:13 PM »
CNN: GA for Trump
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6212 on: November 08, 2016, 11:48:22 PM »
One of the biggest winners of this night IMHO is Christie. Gone from career ending to possibly AG.

I think we might see Christie as AG, Cruz as Solicitor General.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6214 on: November 08, 2016, 11:50:51 PM »
So Rs take house, senate, and president.
I guess the question should be, Is liberalism dead?
One question you definitely won't Hear in the media

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6216 on: November 08, 2016, 11:51:02 PM »
Looks like McMullin took a huge bite out of Clinton in UT

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6217 on: November 08, 2016, 11:51:26 PM »
From Twitter trends. Did Twitter write that??
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6218 on: November 08, 2016, 11:52:10 PM »
Is LA Times the biggest winner?

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