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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769287 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6221 on: November 08, 2016, 11:52:34 PM »
I'd love to be live with Obama.

Remember he said "I have faith in the American people"..
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6222 on: November 08, 2016, 11:52:45 PM »
BYe BYe Obamacare....
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6224 on: November 08, 2016, 11:53:25 PM »
Money talks...mine says goodbye!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6225 on: November 08, 2016, 11:53:28 PM »
BYe BYe Obamacare....
Can't the Ds just filibuster in the senate?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6226 on: November 08, 2016, 11:54:29 PM »
Can't the Ds just filibuster in the senate?
NO! They passed it with budget reconciliation. Live by reconciliation die by reconciliation
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6227 on: November 08, 2016, 11:54:35 PM »
Can't the Ds just filibuster in the senate?
I dont think the D's want it either at this point they only played follow the leader back then
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6228 on: November 08, 2016, 11:54:56 PM »
Can't the Ds just filibuster in the senate?
If they want to lose their seats.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6229 on: November 08, 2016, 11:55:03 PM »
I'm trying to remember the last time a single thread was so active with almost everything else dormant.
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6230 on: November 08, 2016, 11:56:04 PM »
I'm trying to remember the last time a single thread was so active with almost everything else dormant.
Presidential elections aren't that often..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6231 on: November 08, 2016, 11:56:34 PM »
Anyone know why NYT still forecasts Hillary winning the popular vote?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6232 on: November 08, 2016, 11:56:44 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6233 on: November 08, 2016, 11:57:30 PM »
Anyone know why NYT still forecasts Hillary winning the popular vote?
Why not? Its very possible

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6234 on: November 08, 2016, 11:57:37 PM »
Anyone know why NYT still forecasts Hillary winning the popular vote?
BC she wins states like CA, NY, NJ in a landslide

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6235 on: November 08, 2016, 11:57:56 PM »
I'm trying to remember the last time a single thread was so active with almost everything else dormant.
SMF new version supports ajax, wouldn't have to keep on refreshing the page, BTW you have to be lucky to submit a post in this thread w/o a warning "Warning - while you were typing 8 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post."
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SMF new version supports ajax, wouldn't have to keep on refreshing the page, BTW you have to be lucky to submit a post in this thread w/o a warning "Warning - while you were typing 8 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post."
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SMF new version supports ajax, wouldn't have to keep on refreshing the page, BTW you have to be lucky to submit a post in this thread w/o a warning "Warning - while you were typing 8 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post."
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