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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3841625 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6241 on: November 09, 2016, 12:00:29 AM »
Pretty somber crowd at Javits Center
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6242 on: November 09, 2016, 12:01:32 AM »
To win she would need to just about sweep the rest
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6243 on: November 09, 2016, 12:02:16 AM »
And now CNN is discussing brexit. Lol

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6244 on: November 09, 2016, 12:02:20 AM »
I disabled that warning ages ago. :)
Thnx never noticed that setting

Use tapatalk
I would have to buy a new cell,  I usualy DDF on desktop.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6245 on: November 09, 2016, 12:02:41 AM »
To quote our AWOL friend you can put a fork in it

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6246 on: November 09, 2016, 12:02:59 AM »
"Alexa, what does a president do?"

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"Alexa, order me some golf clubs."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6247 on: November 09, 2016, 12:03:04 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6248 on: November 09, 2016, 12:03:11 AM »
Thnx never noticed that setting
I would have to buy a new cell,  I usualy DDF on desktop.
Never knew DDF was a verb

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6249 on: November 09, 2016, 12:03:29 AM »
What is current count?
NYT has trump 216
 hrc 209

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6250 on: November 09, 2016, 12:03:33 AM »
Yet NY Hilton seems to be where the party is.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6251 on: November 09, 2016, 12:03:56 AM »
And now CNN is discussing brexit. Lol
I hope this won't be another brexit where they all wanted to turn the clock back the next day

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6252 on: November 09, 2016, 12:03:57 AM »
What is current count?
NYT has trump 216
 hrc 209
FNC: 254-209

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6253 on: November 09, 2016, 12:04:21 AM »
Dead heat in PA.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6254 on: November 09, 2016, 12:04:53 AM »
IMHO, it comes down to Obamacare and Gay marriage. The liberals pushed them through. And America gave a resounding - NO!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6255 on: November 09, 2016, 12:05:22 AM »
IMHO, it comes down to Obamacare and Gay marriage. The liberals pushed them through. And America gave a resounding - NO!
Obamacare maybe, gay marriage not

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6256 on: November 09, 2016, 12:06:04 AM »
FNC: 254-209
What does google have?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6257 on: November 09, 2016, 12:06:10 AM »
He's pulled within 7000 in PA

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6258 on: November 09, 2016, 12:06:55 AM »
Obamacare maybe, gay marriage not
Why do you think the Supreme Court is such a big issue?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6259 on: November 09, 2016, 12:06:57 AM »
What does google have?
244-209 difference being WI