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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770487 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6260 on: November 09, 2016, 12:07:12 AM »
He's pulled within 7000 in PA
With R areas remaining and philly counted
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6261 on: November 09, 2016, 12:07:41 AM »
With R areas remaining and philly counted
He just pulled ahead

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6262 on: November 09, 2016, 12:07:52 AM »
What is current count?
NYT has trump 216
 hrc 209

NBC Has DJT 244
HRC 209

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6263 on: November 09, 2016, 12:07:55 AM »
Now he's ahead in PA! Crazy!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6264 on: November 09, 2016, 12:08:02 AM »
This CNN map guy is sounding really repetitive.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6265 on: November 09, 2016, 12:08:31 AM »
CNN: IA to Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6266 on: November 09, 2016, 12:08:44 AM »
This CNN map guy is sounding really repetitive.
He's basically been pleading and begging all night.  Pathetic

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6267 on: November 09, 2016, 12:08:56 AM »
Trump ahead in PA

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6268 on: November 09, 2016, 12:09:05 AM »
This CNN map guy is sounding really repetitive.
That's what happens when your script goes to hell

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6269 on: November 09, 2016, 12:09:29 AM »
Is LA Times the biggest winner?
I think we'll be seeing a lot more of Scott Adams. Good for him.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6270 on: November 09, 2016, 12:09:43 AM »
Trumps ahead....


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6271 on: November 09, 2016, 12:10:01 AM »
That's what happens when your script goes to hell
Lol

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6272 on: November 09, 2016, 12:10:29 AM »
Iowa for Trump
CNN
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6273 on: November 09, 2016, 12:10:32 AM »
After hearing all this complaining about CNN, why are you watching them? It's not Pravda; there are alternatives.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6274 on: November 09, 2016, 12:11:04 AM »
I think we'll be seeing a lot more of Scott Adams. Good for him.
+1.
Happy for him, though I wouldn't mind not hearing cognitive dissonance again.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6275 on: November 09, 2016, 12:11:28 AM »
Does she have a path or can I go to sleep?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6277 on: November 09, 2016, 12:11:40 AM »
Best place to watch is CNN if you hate liberals.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6278 on: November 09, 2016, 12:12:00 AM »
Does she have a path or can I go to sleep?
She does, you still have hope ;)
Getting more and more unlikely though.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6279 on: November 09, 2016, 12:12:05 AM »
Does she have a path or can I go to sleep?
Go to sleep
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