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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3834346 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6300 on: November 09, 2016, 12:18:47 AM »
I love that Nevada has a voting option non of these Candidates

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6301 on: November 09, 2016, 12:18:50 AM »
@DAN, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6302 on: November 09, 2016, 12:19:57 AM »
Prediction:
Rs are going to continue to swing hard right.
Ds are going to continue to swing hard left/socialist.

Country going to grow further and further apart.
Disagree. Trump is not a hard core conservative. You may see him bring the country closer together.

Now, wouldn't that be ironic.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6303 on: November 09, 2016, 12:20:38 AM »
Everything we buy is gonna cost more, if Trump imposes tariffs. This sucks!
I've said that this whole time and wrote that as a reason I didn't note for him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6304 on: November 09, 2016, 12:21:23 AM »
@DAN, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
Scared and excited.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6305 on: November 09, 2016, 12:22:00 AM »
Cuyahoga County general election voting Results:

Does this make @Dan a 1%er?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6306 on: November 09, 2016, 12:22:47 AM »

Is there a different vote you guys are talking about?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6307 on: November 09, 2016, 12:23:03 AM »
DAN HOPKINS 12:12 AM
Immediately after the Brexit vote, British political scientist Rob Ford offered a thought that seems fitting here. He asked whether people were feeling like strangers in their own country — and said that’s how people voting for Brexit have felt for years. Seems like it has an analog here in the States.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6308 on: November 09, 2016, 12:23:35 AM »
Interesting:
Why?
Cuy County is heavily liberal aside from the Orthodox Jews and non-union white goyim.
70% voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6309 on: November 09, 2016, 12:24:05 AM »
This is terrifying, 'cause Trump.

Exhilarating, 'cause no Hilary.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6310 on: November 09, 2016, 12:24:16 AM »

Is there a different vote you guys are talking about?
Because the old way of getting a card for your "anxiety" was sooooo arduous.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6311 on: November 09, 2016, 12:25:34 AM »
HARRY ENTEN 12:24 AM
Pennsylvania is close, with Trump barely ahead. Here’s the Clinton problem: Lebanon County hasn’t reported yet. Romney easily won there four years ago. This is serious trouble for Clinton.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6312 on: November 09, 2016, 12:25:49 AM »
Check back in this thread. Good sam had the same analysis. Before election night!
I meant to add how Rush was making this analogy :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6313 on: November 09, 2016, 12:27:10 AM »
CNN: Clinton has an 18 vote lead in NH.
Insane.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6314 on: November 09, 2016, 12:27:35 AM »
I'm trying to remember the last time a single thread was so active with almost everything else dormant.
Can't have American Express with no America.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6315 on: November 09, 2016, 12:27:40 AM »
Fox calls NV to H
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6316 on: November 09, 2016, 12:27:46 AM »
At least we won't let in more Syrians.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6317 on: November 09, 2016, 12:28:07 AM »
This is terrifying, 'cause Trump.

Exhilarating, 'cause no Hilary.

That's where I am as well.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6318 on: November 09, 2016, 12:28:51 AM »
Donald trump is going to win and when that happens, don't forget I called it!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6319 on: November 09, 2016, 12:28:58 AM »
Sheriff Joe Arpaio loses reelection.
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