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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3851962 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6320 on: November 09, 2016, 12:29:21 AM »
Clearly it was the visit to the Rebbe's Ohel that did it :D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6321 on: November 09, 2016, 12:29:42 AM »
At least I get to see Hillary's dejected face. She deserves it.

But America deserves better than Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6322 on: November 09, 2016, 12:30:15 AM »
Google called house for R

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6323 on: November 09, 2016, 12:31:24 AM »
John King on CNN still holding out for HRC.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6324 on: November 09, 2016, 12:31:52 AM »
At least I get to see Hillary's dejected face. She deserves it.

But America deserves better than Trump.
+1.
Wish it was Rubio.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6325 on: November 09, 2016, 12:32:12 AM »
John King on CNN still holding out for HRC.
if trumw only gets wisconsin az and nh thats 269

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6326 on: November 09, 2016, 12:32:27 AM »
Clearly it was the visit to the Rebbe's Ohel that did it :D
Was gonna post the pic....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6327 on: November 09, 2016, 12:32:48 AM »
CNN: Clinton has an 18 vote lead in NH.
Insane.
Now Trump by 15
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6328 on: November 09, 2016, 12:33:01 AM »
Pretty somber crowd at Javits Center
It was all worth it just for that.

To see the somber faces on the arrogant elitists.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6329 on: November 09, 2016, 12:33:26 AM »
Is LA Times the biggest winner?

I think they'll be considered the winner despite being wrong.
Trump likely won't win the popular vote.
Visibly Jewish

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6330 on: November 09, 2016, 12:33:34 AM »
Crazy.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6331 on: November 09, 2016, 12:34:19 AM »
NATE SILVER 12:28 AM
Well, I suppose I forgot about one last Hail Mary for Clinton: Alaska, where pre-election polls showed a surprisingly close race. Our live-forecasting model gives Clinton a 13 percent chance of winning it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6332 on: November 09, 2016, 12:34:19 AM »
Hmm this is different


Hmmmmmmmmm
That is from Trafalgar Group. They claim to have a "unique capturing of "hidden Trump" vote".

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/11/07/poll-trump-michigan-pennsylvania/
From that article:
“On Wednesday, I’m either going to be guy who got it right, or nobody is going to listen to me any more,” responded company CEO Robert Cahaly. “That’s why … [and] I take this craft seriously,” he told Breitbart News. In effect, the company is betting its future by publicly testing — at its own expense — its own methods.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6333 on: November 09, 2016, 12:34:29 AM »
CNN: NV to Clinton
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6334 on: November 09, 2016, 12:34:54 AM »
Clearly it was the visit to the Rebbe's Ohel that did it :D


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6335 on: November 09, 2016, 12:35:24 AM »
At least we won't let in more Syrians.
Though the Federal Bureau of Prisons might be a big winner tonight with an increase in their budget.
#LockHerUp
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6336 on: November 09, 2016, 12:35:35 AM »
Sheriff Joe Arpaio loses reelection.
No need for him anymore. There's a yooooooooooge wall coming. :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6337 on: November 09, 2016, 12:36:28 AM »
I think they'll be considered the winner despite being wrong.
Trump likely won't win the popular vote.
He's up by a cool mil right now #JustSaying

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6338 on: November 09, 2016, 12:36:33 AM »
if trumw only gets wisconsin az and nh thats 269
correction, substitute nh for alaska

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6339 on: November 09, 2016, 12:37:00 AM »
If I thought anyone would be better it was Trump, but I think I'm noticing that part of me still felt it was safer as a whole if she won.  I didn't vote for her but I think I was waiting to feel a bit more 'relieved' almost if she did.  I can't quite explain it.
Maybe it's just because as much as part of me thought he would be better the part that is unsure is SO unsure.
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