US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread

[Mordyk]

It was all worth it just for that.

To see the somber faces on the arrogant elitists.

+1000   im loving it. my night will only get better seeing hillary with her concession speech

[Sammy82]

No need for him anymore. There's a yooooooooooge wall coming.

better yet, trump will give him a position to make sure the wall is being built properly.

[aygart]

NATE SILVER 12:28 AM
Well, I suppose I forgot about one last Hail Mary for Clinton: Alaska, where pre-election polls showed a surprisingly close race. Our live-forecasting model gives Clinton a 13 percent chance of winning it.

[Baruch]

Trump's chances just dropped on 538, what happened?

[chinagel]

any chance we get to see hrc behind bars

[Yehuda57]

Trump's chances just dropped on 538, what happened?

NV

[coralsnake]

The question is- will Lisa Simpson really be able to clean up this mess?

[good sam]

any chance we get to see hrc behind bars

Does anybody really care anymore?

[good sam]

Aron Weider lost.

[Yehuda57]

any chance we get to see hrc behind bars

Same odds Trump had of being president

[Zalc]

A thought:

While the R's will have the House and Senate, the Presidency will still go to a Long-time Liberal, who doesn't owe the R's anything after how they treated him...

[Dan]

Trump's chances just dropped on 538, what happened?

NV to HRC was a blow.
This is not over yet folks.

[Baruch]

NV

Yep, Thanks

[aygart]

He's up by a cool mil right now #JustSaying

With numbers still to come in from CA, OR, WA

[Dan]

A thought:

While the R's will have the House and Senate, the Presidency will still go to a Long-time Liberal, who doesn't owe the R's anything after how they treated him...

His views on trade are very liberal.
Ryan won't give in that easily.

[AsherO]

Clearly it was the visit to the Rebbe's Ohel that did it

#flamebait

[Dan]

[Dan]

[David Smith]

Sheriff Joe Arpaio loses reelection.

At least some good news. He seems like he would complement Trump, though.

[myi]

A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks for?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been  on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”
"Oh”, said the man. “Whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s”, replied St. Peter. “The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible”, said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire  life.”
“Where’s Hillary Clinton’s clock?” asked the man.
St. Peter replied, “We’re using it as a ceiling fan.”