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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829308 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6380 on: November 09, 2016, 12:50:52 AM »
Will they call a winner soon?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6381 on: November 09, 2016, 12:51:15 AM »
Think her email investigation(FBI) caused this mess for her? 
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6382 on: November 09, 2016, 12:51:34 AM »
close but 97% reported
He's a comfortable lead and it's Lebanon county which is left which went Romney very easily...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6383 on: November 09, 2016, 12:51:49 AM »
Think her email investigation caused this mess for her?
It's a siman, not a sibah.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6384 on: November 09, 2016, 12:52:02 AM »
Think her email investigation caused this mess for her? 
I think Obamacare caused as much as the email.
Though Comey definitely contributed.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6385 on: November 09, 2016, 12:52:28 AM »
Can they just call any state for trump so I can go to sleep?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6386 on: November 09, 2016, 12:52:41 AM »
HARRY ENTEN 12:50 AM
The Clinton campaign is basically hanging on by a thread at this point. She needs to pull out Michigan and Pennsylvania and then hit one of two scenarios: 1. Win Alaska and New Hampshire or 2. win Arizona. That’s going to be extremely difficult. It’s not impossible, but it’s a straight, if not royal, flush.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6387 on: November 09, 2016, 12:52:54 AM »
Can they just call any state for trump so I can go to sleep?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6388 on: November 09, 2016, 12:53:02 AM »
Trump still up by 1% in the popular vote. NYT still has it going to Hillary.

Can you imagine--over 300 EVs and losing the popular vote?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6389 on: November 09, 2016, 12:53:05 AM »
has any election looked like that? (mostly dem. )
You mean the other way. No. The heartland is very red.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6390 on: November 09, 2016, 12:53:14 AM »
+1

However I would tell the joke these days that there were 2 fans...

1 for Trump
1 for Hillary....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6391 on: November 09, 2016, 12:54:51 AM »
Who gets the final word on who wins? Do we have to wait for one to officially concede?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6392 on: November 09, 2016, 12:54:55 AM »
CNN still didn't call Utah.....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6393 on: November 09, 2016, 12:55:05 AM »
Think her email investigation(FBI) caused this mess for her?
It was the last thing talked about before the elections, so possibly. They are saying that by comey bringing it up right before the elections, even though it was to clear her name reminded everyone about her bad side.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6394 on: November 09, 2016, 12:55:10 AM »
NYT has PA and AZ at >95%
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6395 on: November 09, 2016, 12:55:10 AM »
No as illegal immigrants are concentrated in urban areas.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6396 on: November 09, 2016, 12:55:34 AM »
Trump won Wisconsin if CNN is correct
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6397 on: November 09, 2016, 12:56:01 AM »
It was the last thing talked about before the elections, so possibly. They are saying that by comey bringing it up right before the elections, even though it was to clear her name reminded everyone about her bad side.
Great closing argument: "Vote for me; I'm not going to be indicted!"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6398 on: November 09, 2016, 12:56:18 AM »
Who gets the final word on who wins? Do we have to wait for one to officially concede?
Once it's called the loser must make a concession speech. And then you have the victory speech.
It's gonna be a long night...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6399 on: November 09, 2016, 12:56:56 AM »
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Wisconsin is Trump. Pennsylvania will be called for Trump soon enough. Game over.