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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771749 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6420 on: November 09, 2016, 01:06:14 AM »
Who won ny?

Hillary won NY by over 1 million votes.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6421 on: November 09, 2016, 01:06:19 AM »
"Don't forget to set your clocks back 75 years tonight.  #ElectionNight "
Lol
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6423 on: November 09, 2016, 01:06:29 AM »
"Dear England, I'm sorry we judged you so harshly for Brexit. Clearly the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. #ElectionNight
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Twitter is so entertaining.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6424 on: November 09, 2016, 01:06:55 AM »
CNN, get this guy off.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6425 on: November 09, 2016, 01:06:59 AM »
Where does CNN find these nutjobs?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6426 on: November 09, 2016, 01:07:55 AM »
Google shows Trump up by 50k in PA with 98% of the vote counted
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6427 on: November 09, 2016, 01:08:07 AM »
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6428 on: November 09, 2016, 01:08:10 AM »
ME 1,3,4 Clinton

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6429 on: November 09, 2016, 01:08:51 AM »
"Thank god we didn't elect someone who once had a private email server. Really dodged a bullet there. Whew? #Election night"

This is not my endorsement of Hillary FYI. I just find these funny.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6430 on: November 09, 2016, 01:08:55 AM »
CNN: UT for Trump (McMullen #2)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6431 on: November 09, 2016, 01:09:41 AM »
CNN: UT for Trump (McMullen #2)
That was a close one  ::)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6432 on: November 09, 2016, 01:10:09 AM »
CNN: UT for Trump (McMullen #2)

UT = 6 electoral votes.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6433 on: November 09, 2016, 01:11:55 AM »
anyone here think she still has a chance

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« Reply #6434 on: November 09, 2016, 01:12:16 AM »
anyone here think she still has a chance
Nope.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6435 on: November 09, 2016, 01:12:56 AM »
Nope.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6436 on: November 09, 2016, 01:13:33 AM »
they just dont want to call it. because of bush-al gore
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6437 on: November 09, 2016, 01:14:03 AM »
Surprising to see how corrupt ny is! 

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they just dont want to call it. because of bush-al gore
Good for them. Better to be cautious than have egg on your face.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6439 on: November 09, 2016, 01:15:43 AM »
LMS thread redirects here.  :P