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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3851506 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #640 on: February 29, 2016, 07:37:18 PM »
I rarely agree with John Oliver, but his analysis of Donald Drumpf is spot on

https://youtu.be/DnpO_RTSNmQ
"Don't vote a charismatic liar"
I couldn't help bet be reminded about Obama. Why didn't he say this then

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #641 on: February 29, 2016, 08:27:25 PM »
"Don't vote a charismatic liar"
I couldn't help bet be reminded about Obama. Why didn't he say this then
He didn't have a show then, so...

But seriously, all of the political satire/comedy guys slant left (Stewart, Colbert, Maher, Oliver, etc.) to varying degrees.

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/02/why-theres-no-conservative-jon-stewart/385480/

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #642 on: February 29, 2016, 08:35:46 PM »
He didn't have a show then, so...

But seriously, all of the political satire/comedy guys slant left (Stewart, Colbert, Maher, Oliver, etc.) to varying degrees.

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/02/why-theres-no-conservative-jon-stewart/385480/
Yup.
I'm sure he could do an even worse segment about Hillary. But they all choose not to.
Although to SNL credit, they have been picking on everybody...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #643 on: March 01, 2016, 11:06:49 AM »
I rarely agree with John Oliver, but his analysis of Donald Drumpf is spot on

https://youtu.be/DnpO_RTSNmQ
Love it.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #644 on: March 01, 2016, 11:20:16 AM »
Drumpfed

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #645 on: March 01, 2016, 11:52:48 AM »
Yup.
I'm sure he could do an even worse segment about Hillary. But they all choose not to.
Although to SNL credit, they have been picking on everybody...
-1. SNL doesn't do political satire. They just make fun of public people. Same is true with the standard late night shows (Fallon, Conan, Seth Myers, James Corden, etc; Leno, Letterman, et al back in the day). They make fun of everyone, but the comedy is not particularly political in nature. You'll find that true to a lesser extent even with the political satire guys - they'll make passing jokes about anyone, but they're not gonna dedicate a segment to tear into someone they view as more aligned with their politics.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #646 on: March 01, 2016, 06:56:51 PM »
I doesn't look like anyone has posted this here yet... (from two and half minutes into the video)


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #647 on: March 01, 2016, 08:01:06 PM »
I doesn't look like anyone has posted this here yet... (from two and half minutes into the video)


Really lame. Could do that with anyone and I didn't find it a drop funny..  and I do not like trump

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #648 on: March 01, 2016, 08:40:28 PM »
I rarely agree with John Oliver, but his analysis of Donald Drumpf is spot on

https://youtu.be/DnpO_RTSNmQ
That's  awesome.. 
money doesn't talk......      it SCREAMS !

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #649 on: March 01, 2016, 08:49:33 PM »
Really lame. Could do that with anyone and I didn't find it a drop funny..  and I do not like trump
I highly disagree with you..
money doesn't talk......      it SCREAMS !

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #650 on: March 01, 2016, 08:50:47 PM »
I highly disagree with you..
Well we agree to disagree.... but you realize I wasn't talking about the John Oliver piece?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #651 on: March 02, 2016, 01:32:45 PM »
I doesn't look like anyone has posted this here yet... (from two and half minutes into the video)


brilliant.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #652 on: March 02, 2016, 01:53:04 PM »
brilliant.
Really? ? I guess I'm in the minority here

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #653 on: March 02, 2016, 01:55:31 PM »
Yes sir

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #654 on: March 02, 2016, 02:01:46 PM »
I doesn't look like anyone has posted this here yet... (from two and half minutes into the video)


Yup. And the list goes on and on...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #655 on: March 02, 2016, 02:06:44 PM »
Really? ? I guess I'm in the minority here
Well, I agree..

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #658 on: March 02, 2016, 11:27:57 PM »
Seriously, doesn't mitt Romney have a day job now?
He lost his chance to lead the Republicans. What's he up to?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #659 on: March 03, 2016, 12:01:20 AM »
Seriously, doesn't mitt Romney have a day job now?
He lost his chance to lead the Republicans. What's he up to?
What's Al Gore doing?