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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830576 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6480 on: November 09, 2016, 01:29:48 AM »
He was the only one giving Trump a chance. At the end of the day all he has to work with are polls.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6481 on: November 09, 2016, 01:29:52 AM »
Biggest phony over

Nate Silver was one of the only libs to repeatedly say that Trump had a real chance to win.
See here for example, getting bashed for giving Trump better chances:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nate-silver-election-forecast_us_581e1c33e4b0d9ce6fbc6f7f?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6482 on: November 09, 2016, 01:29:54 AM »
He was the only one giving Trump a chance. At the end of the day all he has to work with are polls.
Yup. Many were livid at him for giving Trump as big of a chance as he said.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6483 on: November 09, 2016, 01:30:10 AM »
LA Times...
That was one out of dozens.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6484 on: November 09, 2016, 01:31:08 AM »
wisconsin is mathematically over with googles math

So is PA
Why is that?
And if so why hasn't anyone called it?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6485 on: November 09, 2016, 01:32:20 AM »
24 away from winning!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6486 on: November 09, 2016, 01:33:08 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6487 on: November 09, 2016, 01:34:12 AM »
Props to nyt on calling trumps likely probability of winning really early.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6488 on: November 09, 2016, 01:35:07 AM »
Has any major media outlet called the race yet?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6489 on: November 09, 2016, 01:35:14 AM »
Why is that?
And if so why hasn't anyone called it?

'only' 98% reported. Very close. Triple of the lead went to Johnson. That's how the Johnson votes affect not only the indiv state, but the whole country. Need to vote D or R in a swing state; it's the only way to direct toward the actual outcome in reality.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6491 on: November 09, 2016, 01:36:08 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6492 on: November 09, 2016, 01:39:01 AM »
Google called PA for trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6493 on: November 09, 2016, 01:39:04 AM »
Trump got PA
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6494 on: November 09, 2016, 01:40:13 AM »
AP called it too.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6495 on: November 09, 2016, 01:40:36 AM »
I'd like to say put a fork in it but that's JTZ's line.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6496 on: November 09, 2016, 01:41:00 AM »
Just give him Wisconsin so I can go to sleep.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6497 on: November 09, 2016, 01:41:02 AM »
AP called it too.
Google's source on the bottoms.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6498 on: November 09, 2016, 01:41:13 AM »
Trump got PA

AP, Yahoo and Google called it, but not yet Fox, which is the source where the Trump party is now -- at NYC Hilton Midtown. Photo:

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6499 on: November 09, 2016, 01:41:25 AM »
I'd like to say put a fork in it but that's JTZ's line.
Speaking of whom, haven't seen him around in a bit.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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