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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3831906 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6520 on: November 09, 2016, 01:49:10 AM »
It's over. Trump wins PA and USA presidency.
Not yet. He's at 267 ( Pennsylvania and Alaska)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6521 on: November 09, 2016, 01:50:26 AM »
Fox News is doing a terrific job.
Doing what?

They still have Trump at 254

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6522 on: November 09, 2016, 01:50:45 AM »
Doing what?

They still have Trump at 254
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6523 on: November 09, 2016, 01:50:51 AM »
We were looking for your forks. I don't think you have enough though. Lots of porcupines here.
All the forks in the world wouldn't be enough for the amount of crow JTZ will be eating over the next 4 years.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6524 on: November 09, 2016, 01:50:52 AM »
NYT calls PA Fox called WI a while ago.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6525 on: November 09, 2016, 01:50:54 AM »
It's over. Trump wins PA and USA presidency.

it's also his not-guaranteed/partially surprising FL, TX, GA, and OH wins that got him the numbers he needed! 
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6526 on: November 09, 2016, 01:52:07 AM »
Podesta is on the way over to the Javitz center

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6527 on: November 09, 2016, 01:52:43 AM »
NYT calls PA Fox called WI a while ago.
Not seeing fox call WI

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6528 on: November 09, 2016, 01:53:03 AM »
Podesta is on the way over to the Javitz center
Sounds like he may be conceding instead of Hillary.
Maybe she fell asleep?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6529 on: November 09, 2016, 01:53:23 AM »
What will we put our weed in?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6530 on: November 09, 2016, 01:54:26 AM »
@kolhaolam called the election already.  ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6531 on: November 09, 2016, 01:54:29 AM »
All the forks in the world wouldn't be enough for the amount of crow JTZ will be eating over the next 4 years.
I believe you mean 8 years.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6532 on: November 09, 2016, 01:54:48 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6533 on: November 09, 2016, 01:55:00 AM »
Sounds like he may be conceding instead of Hillary.
Maybe she fell asleep?
Maybe she got pneumonia

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6534 on: November 09, 2016, 01:55:10 AM »
@kolhaolam called the election already.  ::)
Now I am getting worried again.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6535 on: November 09, 2016, 01:55:48 AM »
Sounds like he may be conceding instead of Hillary.
Maybe she fell asleep?
or seizure...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6536 on: November 09, 2016, 01:56:07 AM »
Sounds like he may be conceding instead of Hillary.
Maybe she fell asleep?
Maybe she really died months ago and we were seeing a body double.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6537 on: November 09, 2016, 01:56:28 AM »
I believe you mean 8 years.
I would say there's no way he wins again but.....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6538 on: November 09, 2016, 01:56:30 AM »

Mixed it up with Michigan on the map

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6539 on: November 09, 2016, 01:56:42 AM »
Sounds like he may be conceding instead of Hillary.
Maybe she fell asleep?
She went to ground zero to make up for the time she missed during the 9/11 memorial...