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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850110 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6640 on: November 09, 2016, 02:40:14 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6641 on: November 09, 2016, 02:40:32 AM »
Did anyone have money on him? Could have done very well

My cousin won $1,250. A client of his bet half a million at 1-3 odds.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6642 on: November 09, 2016, 02:40:43 AM »
CNN reporting that HRC has conceded
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6643 on: November 09, 2016, 02:40:59 AM »
About time she placed the damn phone call!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6644 on: November 09, 2016, 02:41:06 AM »
Fox: PA to Trump.
Game over.

Let's hear the speech!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6645 on: November 09, 2016, 02:41:24 AM »
Fox now called for Trump
ETA Dan you beat me to it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6646 on: November 09, 2016, 02:41:29 AM »

Why is everybody so shocked? Look at our vote on thus forum. We had Trump winning all the way. We knew he would do it! ;) ;)
And I was careful to always refer to it as a highly scientific poll.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6647 on: November 09, 2016, 02:42:12 AM »
AP and Google 276 for Trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6648 on: November 09, 2016, 02:42:52 AM »
NYT calls it for Trump
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6649 on: November 09, 2016, 02:43:17 AM »
Fox: Greatest political upset ever.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6650 on: November 09, 2016, 02:43:27 AM »
Acc to Wolf, he's 2 votes from victory :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6651 on: November 09, 2016, 02:43:34 AM »
About time...Good night guys.

Thanks Dan for the Election Night DO...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6652 on: November 09, 2016, 02:44:19 AM »
AP and Google 276 for Trump
Also WAPO and NYT

Fox also saying H called to concede.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6653 on: November 09, 2016, 02:44:44 AM »
Here he comes
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6654 on: November 09, 2016, 02:44:55 AM »
Speech time!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6655 on: November 09, 2016, 02:45:32 AM »
Pence speaking.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6656 on: November 09, 2016, 02:45:39 AM »
Report: Hillary deletes records of her concession speech. She claims it was a "private" call.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6657 on: November 09, 2016, 02:46:08 AM »
Now I think my wife will let us move to Israel :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6658 on: November 09, 2016, 02:46:47 AM »
Fox stream died for me
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6659 on: November 09, 2016, 02:47:10 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts