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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850581 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6820 on: November 09, 2016, 11:45:00 AM »
Won't have to see that fake smile again!
Nor listen to her mussar. Or of any democrat for a while.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6821 on: November 09, 2016, 11:46:07 AM »
Bill looks like he has had it..
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6822 on: November 09, 2016, 11:46:21 AM »
She's being subtle but obvious
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6823 on: November 09, 2016, 11:46:49 AM »
For Kaine to bring up the fact that Trump might not accept the results was bad..

He's holding back on the tears..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6824 on: November 09, 2016, 11:46:52 AM »


Melania will be the second ever third lady to be born outside the US. The only other was JQ Adams' wife.
FTFY
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6825 on: November 09, 2016, 11:47:08 AM »
Bill looks like he has had it..
He cried

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6826 on: November 09, 2016, 11:47:15 AM »
Melania will be the second ever first lady to be born outside the US. The only other was JQ Adams' wife.
Melania will be going from being the third wife to being the first lady :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6827 on: November 09, 2016, 11:48:38 AM »
Clinton sounded like a statesman for saying that Trump deserves a clean slate, and that she wants him to succeed as president.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6828 on: November 09, 2016, 11:49:02 AM »
+10000

the good news is that the DDF wiki for pre-election results was right!   :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6829 on: November 09, 2016, 11:50:29 AM »
the good news is that the DDF wiki for pre-election results was right!   :)
In outcome but not margin

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6830 on: November 09, 2016, 11:51:30 AM »
I'm remembering back to 2004 right now when Dubya one re-election against Kerry. I remember how the liberals were literally in a deep depression for months. I'm not making fun of it. I'm just remembering what I saw. When Obama won in 2008, conservatives were up in arms but certainly not depressed. It's interesting how liberals and conservatives react differently to things.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6831 on: November 09, 2016, 11:51:55 AM »
In outcome but not margin
of course. our demographics are different.

HRC is telling the group to fight for their views. Have we heard her recommend that they try to work together with the incoming Congress as a team to improve the USA?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6832 on: November 09, 2016, 11:53:10 AM »
Quoting the Bible!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6833 on: November 09, 2016, 11:53:15 AM »
Check out Slate for some epic end-of-the-world articles. The apocalypse is upon us!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6835 on: November 09, 2016, 11:53:57 AM »
Quoting the Bible!
Chapter, verse?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6836 on: November 09, 2016, 11:54:14 AM »
I'm remembering back to 2004 right now when Dubya one re-election against Kerry. I remember how the liberals were literally in a deep depression for months. I'm not making fun of it. I'm just remembering what I saw. When Obama won in 2008, conservatives were up in arms but certainly not depressed. It's interesting how liberals and conservatives react differently to things.

Ye I don't know about that. I saw plenty of comments and Conservative pundits saying in '08 and '12 that America won't survive Obama and that our country is destroyed...

The media on both sides creates doom and gloom.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6837 on: November 09, 2016, 11:54:22 AM »
Chapter, verse?
Probably the New Testament as I didn't recognize it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6838 on: November 09, 2016, 11:54:48 AM »
Very well crafted speech. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6839 on: November 09, 2016, 11:55:17 AM »
Probably the New Testament as I didn't recognize it.
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