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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771445 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6840 on: November 09, 2016, 11:58:05 AM »
Paging @JTZ
Currently eating crow with multiple forks

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6841 on: November 09, 2016, 11:58:32 AM »
Is she crying now?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6842 on: November 09, 2016, 11:58:48 AM »
Clearly I need to listen to Rafi more.
He told me before I went to games 6 and 7 that the Cubs were going to win.
And he told me before he went to sleep at 7pm yesterday then Trump was going to win.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6843 on: November 09, 2016, 12:00:10 PM »
Clearly I need to listen to Rafi more.
He told me before I went to games 6 and 7 that the Cubs were going to win.
And he told me before he went to sleep at 7pm yesterday then Trump was going to win.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6844 on: November 09, 2016, 12:01:00 PM »
If I were her, I'd retire to some country without an extradition agreement with the US. Maybe Iran?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6845 on: November 09, 2016, 12:02:29 PM »
If I were her, I'd retire to some country without an extradition agreement with the US. Maybe Iran?
Na russia seems to like her, they have been trying her email for quite some time.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6846 on: November 09, 2016, 12:02:59 PM »
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Did not watch the whole speech. She is a deeply religious person.

I believe this was it: Galatians 6:9
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6847 on: November 09, 2016, 12:04:18 PM »
Very well crafted speech.

was not polite (by not congratulating trump) and by not recommending that they work hard together with the incoming administration.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6848 on: November 09, 2016, 12:05:24 PM »
was not polite (by not congratulating trump) and by not recommending that they work hard together with the incoming administration.
Grow up you expect waaaay too much. The fact is it was very well crafted and delivered
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6849 on: November 09, 2016, 12:07:59 PM »
I was very impressed with her speech.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6850 on: November 09, 2016, 12:08:34 PM »
Barring recount changes, NH Senate and Presidency goes to the Ds.
538 said both the Presidency and Senate could well come down to NH :D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6851 on: November 09, 2016, 12:09:52 PM »
Currently eating crow with multiple forks
You all have a lot to learn. Crow is like chicken you use your hands and no forks. Just ask JJ.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6852 on: November 09, 2016, 12:10:55 PM »


I was never a "never Trump" guy but I accept the will of the people 100%.
I hope your being sarcastic

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6853 on: November 09, 2016, 12:12:48 PM »
I hope your being sarcastic
No I was being straight.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6854 on: November 09, 2016, 12:13:27 PM »
What happens if the Electors decide not to vote for the winner of their state?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6855 on: November 09, 2016, 12:13:55 PM »
No I was being straight.
The will of the people is that hillary Clinton be the next president.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6856 on: November 09, 2016, 12:14:29 PM »
What happens if the Electors decide not to vote for the winner of their state?  :)
Nothing major...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6857 on: November 09, 2016, 12:15:01 PM »
was not polite (by not congratulating trump) and by not recommending that they work hard together with the incoming administration.
She literally started the speech by saying that she called Trump to congratulate him and offered to work with him...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6858 on: November 09, 2016, 12:17:13 PM »
She literally started the speech by saying that she called Trump to congratulate him and offered to work with him...
who's the guy with the kipa kissing her

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6859 on: November 09, 2016, 12:17:19 PM »
The will of the people is that hillary Clinton be the next president.

The popular vote doesn't scientifically reflect the will of the people, it wasn't designed to.
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