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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856824 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6860 on: November 09, 2016, 12:17:21 PM »
She literally started the speech by saying that she called Trump to congratulate him and offered to work with him...
And that she hoped that he will be a successful president. She also asked that he be given the benefit of the doubt

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6861 on: November 09, 2016, 12:20:45 PM »
She literally started the speech by saying that she called Trump to congratulate him and offered to work with him...

she called trump to congratulate him, but she didn't have anything positive to say about him to this audience.
That is the FIRST thing that trump announced -- and it's a good way to get the USA to work together.
HRC kept saying to fight and to "be stronger together" for their rights. Was hoping that she'd recommend the Dem and the Rep to work together.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6862 on: November 09, 2016, 12:23:29 PM »
The will of the people is that hillary Clinton be the next president.
For president the electoral vote decides the will of the people.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6863 on: November 09, 2016, 12:26:54 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6864 on: November 09, 2016, 12:27:06 PM »
Oh please.
Polls showed more HRC voters going for Johnson than DJT voters.
And after last night we have come to realize that the polls have a 99.999% accuracy. :P
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6865 on: November 09, 2016, 12:27:27 PM »
Why do my screen shots come out blurry?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6866 on: November 09, 2016, 12:27:56 PM »
For president the electoral vote decides the will of the people.
Sounds like something a communist leader woyld say.

Btw Thats exactly why Donald is right, the system is totally rigged

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6867 on: November 09, 2016, 12:31:36 PM »
And after last night we have come to realize that the polls have a 99.999% accuracy. :P

Your points about Johnson voters are ridiculous.
No 2 candidates ever split 100% of the vote.
There will always be 3rd party taking a few % and she would've lost anyways.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2016, 12:37:33 PM by yuneeq »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6868 on: November 09, 2016, 12:32:02 PM »
Sounds like something a communist leader woyld say.

Btw Thats exactly why Donald is right, the system is totally rigged
I don't make the rules.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6869 on: November 09, 2016, 12:32:58 PM »
Obama couldn't get him self to take questions.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6870 on: November 09, 2016, 12:34:04 PM »
Sounds like something a communist leader woyld say.

Btw Thats exactly why Donald is right, the system is totally rigged
This country was set up based on Federalism which means that it is a blend between a government of the people and a federation of the states (way oversimplified). This does not mean rigged. It is the system that both Ds and Rs have worked to their advantage.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6871 on: November 09, 2016, 12:34:09 PM »
Obama couldn't get him self to take questions.

He spoke very well, let's move on.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6873 on: November 09, 2016, 12:34:23 PM »
Why do my screen shots come out blurry?
Its probably set on a low resolution

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6874 on: November 09, 2016, 12:35:08 PM »
What happens if the Electors decide not to vote for the winner of their state?  :)
Nothing. It has happened before, as recently as 2004

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6875 on: November 09, 2016, 12:37:04 PM »
Anyone check the markets?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6876 on: November 09, 2016, 12:38:30 PM »
You all have a lot to learn. Crow is like chicken you use your hands and no forks. Just ask JJ.  :)
Now I get the meaning behind "stick a fork in it". It goes in hand (pun intended) with an old time joke. There was one piece of herring left at a kiddush. There were 5 people sitting around he table, 4 yekkes and 1 chossid. The lights went out for 5 seconds, and all the sudden you hear the chossid scream Ow Ow Ow Ow. The lights go back on, and he has 4 forks in his hand.
So when people say stick a fork in it, they mean into @JTZ's hand, because he's busy eating crow with his hands

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If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6878 on: November 09, 2016, 12:39:34 PM »
Anyone check the markets?
In the last couple of minutes or today? Because the markets took a very temporary plunge in the morning and now they have already recovered

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6879 on: November 09, 2016, 12:39:36 PM »
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266038556504494082
TBH he might have very well won the popular vote would people in blue states vote for him.  He didn't fight for the popular vote as we all know. BTW what you wrote before about 538 writing that it's coming down to NH was that sarcastic?
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