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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3823632 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6900 on: November 09, 2016, 01:05:08 PM »
I don't recall making any points about Johnson here. You must be confusing me with someone else (or I am growing senile).

I actually found it interesting that in certain states there were as many as 9 (OH IINM) or 10 (UT IINM) top of the ticket choices!
5 on my ballot.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6901 on: November 09, 2016, 01:05:56 PM »
Now I just got myself thinking how insanely expensive elections would get if they were decided by a popular vote.
Not that they aren't expensive now, but I can imagine the expenses soaring 300-400%.
I think it would be very interesting if we would actually have 2 round voting, where 2nd round is only for top two candidates. I think that has potential to sway elections anywhere very differently than actual outcomes with 1 round as we have it now, and as they have in Israel.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6902 on: November 09, 2016, 01:08:17 PM »
I don't recall making any points about Johnson here. You must be confusing me with someone else (or I am growing senile).

My bad

it's the people in PA who voted for Johnson to "make a statement" who took the 100,000+ votes away from their more 'favorite' candidate.
The spread is still less than 50,000 at 1:00am EST.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6903 on: November 09, 2016, 01:09:26 PM »
5 on my ballot.
Bad enough. So I'm confusing it with another state, will have to look it up (unless the 9 names included write-ins).

MN - 9, MI - 6, WI- 7, NH -5

Just look at https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=election+results&eob=enn/p/mn/0/0/////////// where you can look at state by state results.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6904 on: November 09, 2016, 01:09:56 PM »
Now I just got myself thinking how insanely expensive elections would get if they were decided by a popular vote.
Not that they aren't expensive now, but I can imagine the expenses soaring 300-400%.
More than that. 1000%+
Doesn't have to be that way. Our election campaigns (especially campaign spending) are fairly unique, and perhaps not so coincidentally, so is our method of electing our head of state.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6905 on: November 09, 2016, 01:13:47 PM »
I don't have access to Google right now, can someone tell me what the final results were in the electoral college? Thanx

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6906 on: November 09, 2016, 01:17:22 PM »
Wolf working round the clock. Impressive.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6907 on: November 09, 2016, 01:19:16 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6908 on: November 09, 2016, 01:19:40 PM »
Doesn't have to be that way. Our election campaigns (especially campaign spending) are fairly unique, and perhaps not so coincidentally, so is our method of electing our head of state.
Ad spending in big markets is a lot more costly than in CLE and CLT.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6909 on: November 09, 2016, 01:20:10 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6910 on: November 09, 2016, 01:22:46 PM »
Now I just got myself thinking how insanely expensive elections would get if they were decided by a popular vote.
Not that they aren't expensive now, but I can imagine the expenses soaring 300-400%.
Another alternative would be to go the ME route. That would give people in states like NY, NJ, CA etc. a reason to actually vote (though in my district, as it is currently drawn, we are lumped in with heavily liberal Park Slope, there would still be no reason to vote).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6911 on: November 09, 2016, 01:23:28 PM »
Do you think Bernie would have won?
I don't know what effect he would have had on Trump's win of the rust belt and on his getting almost 50% of union vote. So possibly yes unless Trump would have gone with a different strategy. Who knows.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6912 on: November 09, 2016, 01:26:21 PM »
Are we going to post in this thread for the next four years? When will this thread finally go dormant?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6913 on: November 09, 2016, 01:28:20 PM »
Google shows Clinton ahead on popular vote.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6915 on: November 09, 2016, 01:30:40 PM »
Are we going to post in this thread for the next four years? When will this thread finally go dormant?
We need some final scripts in the Wiki before this thread can be closed. I just gave my 2 cents.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6917 on: November 09, 2016, 01:32:27 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/IsraeliPM/videos/1470205026327571/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
Wow! I don't think I've ever seen Netanyahu look like that. He seems to be struggling to hold back his emotions.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6918 on: November 09, 2016, 01:43:59 PM »
Google shows Clinton ahead on popular vote.
Not Even 1%
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6919 on: November 09, 2016, 01:45:32 PM »
Not Even 1%
Only 200k! (99% reporting)
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