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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848959 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6920 on: November 09, 2016, 01:47:48 PM »
Originally aired 3/19/2000:
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6921 on: November 09, 2016, 01:49:52 PM »
type "how to" into google, first result, move to canda, second result - impeach a president

(in incognito, autofill - not results)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6922 on: November 09, 2016, 01:50:18 PM »
This still doesn't feel real.
Still for me. This is insane. I can't believe I'm saying President Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6923 on: November 09, 2016, 01:50:57 PM »
Whats better?

Cubs win after 108 years or crazy unexpected Trump win?

Or for other folks, whats worse?

Indians loss or Hillary loss?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6924 on: November 09, 2016, 01:51:11 PM »
Just glimpsed at her concession speech.

What's the significance of purple all over (Bill's tie, Hillary's outfit, Kaine's wife's dress)?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6925 on: November 09, 2016, 01:51:34 PM »
Just glimpsed at her concession speech.

What's the significance of purple all over (Bill's tie, Hillary's outfit, Kaine's wife's dress)?
its blue and red mixed. a sign of unity
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6926 on: November 09, 2016, 01:53:27 PM »
type "how to" into google, first result, move to canda, second result - impeach a president

(in incognito, autofill - not results)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6927 on: November 09, 2016, 01:53:41 PM »
Just glimpsed at her concession speech.

What's the significance of purple all over (Bill's tie, Hillary's outfit, Kaine's wife's dress)?
CNN guy said it's a symbol of faith. @JTZ can you confirm?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6928 on: November 09, 2016, 01:55:13 PM »

go incognito.
I don't know how to screenshot, but that's what I'm getting. (maybe blue NJ has different results than Red Ohio)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6929 on: November 09, 2016, 01:57:45 PM »
go incognito.
I don't know how to screenshot, but that's what I'm getting. (maybe blue NJ has different results than Red Ohio)
What type of device r u on?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6930 on: November 09, 2016, 01:57:50 PM »
its blue and red mixed. a sign of unity
I thought of that, but wasn't sure it made too much sense. If that's the case, why didn't Kaine himself wear purple?

Also, is that why the speech was delayed? They had to procure some purple clothing items?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6931 on: November 09, 2016, 01:57:55 PM »
Whats better?

Cubs win after 108 years or crazy unexpected Trump win?

Or for other folks, whats worse?

Indians loss or Hillary loss?
https://twitter.com/DKThomp/status/793082647287300096
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6932 on: November 09, 2016, 01:59:11 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6933 on: November 09, 2016, 01:59:20 PM »
Incognito (same results in Chrome or FF):

« Last Edit: November 09, 2016, 02:07:30 PM by ExGingi »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6934 on: November 09, 2016, 01:59:30 PM »
What type of device r u on?
laptop. Got it in Chrome and whatever the new name for internet explorer is

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6935 on: November 09, 2016, 02:00:43 PM »
Do u have snipping tool?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6936 on: November 09, 2016, 02:01:09 PM »
(maybe blue NJ has different results than Red Ohio)
Interesting.
I get my same results on my desktop in Chrome and FF incognito.
Must be regional.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6937 on: November 09, 2016, 02:03:52 PM »
Do u have snipping tool?
Exgingi posted it a few post above yours

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6938 on: November 09, 2016, 02:08:11 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6939 on: November 09, 2016, 02:10:45 PM »

This Trump dude put these guys in their place BIG LEAGUE.

they were completely shocked and unprepared.
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