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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829682 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7020 on: November 09, 2016, 03:53:49 PM »
Thanks for clearing that up. As I said i think she really believes she just helping people. She'll probably work for immigrants helping them get citizenship here.
Unfortunately, with people of liberal mindset, that usually means symbolism over substance. A liberal might help a person in financial trouble get food stamps, medicaid, etc. A compassionate conservative might do that and also try to help the person move up in life.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7021 on: November 09, 2016, 03:54:45 PM »


Make it more interesting

Is that Taft? ROFL!!


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7023 on: November 09, 2016, 03:57:10 PM »
isnt there a golfing emoji?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7024 on: November 09, 2016, 03:58:14 PM »
Unfortunately, with people of liberal mindset, that usually means symbolism over substance. A liberal might help a person in financial trouble get food stamps, medicaid, etc. A compassionate conservative might do that and also try to help the person move up in life.

#CompassionateConservatism
As I said I wasn't discussing whether I agreed with her politics or not. If you insist that even what she's doing is bad I would say that being an Ivy League lawyer she'll probably be fighting in the courts for granting citizenship to immigrants and helping the ACLU if trump tries to go against the constitution.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7025 on: November 09, 2016, 04:09:12 PM »
isnt there a golfing emoji?
How about a fishing one (with hook getting stuck in one's ear).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7026 on: November 09, 2016, 04:19:07 PM »
And by the way Moshe123 ended up voting for Trump...  ;D

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7027 on: November 09, 2016, 04:20:05 PM »
Winners and Losers

Winners:
Trump - pulled off a stunning win that even most supporters didn't think was likely. And his bank account will only grow now.
Conservatives - completed the trifecta, by gaining a majority in the House and Senate
Michael Moore - his spot on prediction from months back predicting which states Trump will win, the only one that predicted he had a wide path
Scott Adams - For never swaying that Trump was going to win, from beginning to the end
Nate Silver - Stayed true to his data and didn't get sucked into the liberal narrative, predicted that a Trump victory was not unlikely. Repeatedly said that HRC 3 point lead was not safe at all
NYT realtime projections - Boy, were those tracking tools accurate and exciting to watch
Alt-news orgs - given how badly the MSM was this election, both by creating narratives that no one cared about and colluding with the DNC, this was a major win for those that give an alternative view
America - proved that we don't need to vote for the establishment
The crow industry

Losers:
HRC and the DNC - They treated her election as a forgone conclusion, and disenfranchised many voters by colluding against Bernie and still losing
GOP - Didn't get behind Trump, but yet Trump drags them to victory. The leaders are not in control
Mainstream media - for completely dropping the ball, for getting sucked into the cycle of their own narratives without trying to pay attention to the actual voter class. Oh, and for getting caught colluding.
Pollsters - Almost all of them were off by 2-3%, which ended up being the difference
LA Times - Despite giving Trump the lead, they were the least accurate poll, missing by 6 points
Slate - What a disastrous load of crap http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html
JTZ - Let's put a fork in this dude


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7028 on: November 09, 2016, 04:25:35 PM »
Winners
Christie, Rudy, Drudge, Hannity
If you focus on being a boss, you will never be a leader. Leaders lead people to growth and improvement.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7029 on: November 09, 2016, 04:34:49 PM »
Winners and Losers

Winners:
Trump - pulled off a stunning win that even most supporters didn't think was likely. And his bank account will only grow now.
Conservatives - completed the trifecta, by gaining a majority in the House and Senate
Michael Moore - his spot on prediction from months back predicting which states Trump will win, the only one that predicted he had a wide path
Scott Adams - For never swaying that Trump was going to win, from beginning to the end
Nate Silver - Stayed true to his data and didn't get sucked into the liberal narrative, predicted that a Trump victory was not unlikely. Repeatedly said that HRC 3 point lead was not safe at all
NYT realtime projections - Boy, were those tracking tools accurate and exciting to watch
Alt-news orgs - given how badly the MSM was this election, both by creating narratives that no one cared about and colluding with the DNC, this was a major win for those that give an alternative view
America - proved that we don't need to vote for the establishment
The crow industry

Losers:
HRC and the DNC - They treated her election as a forgone conclusion, and disenfranchised many voters by colluding against Bernie and still losing
GOP - Didn't get behind Trump, but yet Trump drags them to victory. The leaders are not in control
Mainstream media - for completely dropping the ball, for getting sucked into the cycle of their own narratives without trying to pay attention to the actual voter class. Oh, and for getting caught colluding.
Pollsters - Almost all of them were off by 2-3%, which ended up being the difference
LA Times - Despite giving Trump the lead, they were the least accurate poll, missing by 6 points
Slate - What a disastrous load of crap http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html
JTZ - Let's put a fork in this dude


Thoughts and additions?
Winner:
IBD, Rassmusen, and Trafalgar polls
http://us13.campaign-archive2.com/?u=99839c1f5b2cbb6320408fcb8&id=f7b7326d0b&e=9941a03e2e

KellyAnne Conway
Talk Radio
Megyn Kelly-She had a successful reconciliation with him and really brought herself to the big leagues. She will be the expert on reconciling with him.

Losers
#NeverTrump especially Bill Kristol
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7030 on: November 09, 2016, 04:38:54 PM »
Thoughts and additions?

Keep JTZ out of it, I suspect he's JJ's Facebook friend...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7031 on: November 09, 2016, 04:41:27 PM »
Losers
#NeverTrump especially Bill Kristol
What about John Kasich?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7032 on: November 09, 2016, 04:42:08 PM »
Winners
Christie, Rudy, Drudge, Hannity

and Breitbart

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7033 on: November 09, 2016, 04:42:18 PM »
Kasich probably loser.
Cruz...probably loser.
Ryan...maybe can escape being a loser.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7034 on: November 09, 2016, 04:43:45 PM »
Kasich DEFINITELY loser.
Cruz...MAYBE loser, but at the end of the day he endorsed Trump!
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7035 on: November 09, 2016, 04:44:19 PM »
KellyAnn Conway broke the glass ceiling.
Actually I had a whole new respect for her when those bats at The View were unable to rattle her. She reminded me of a normal version of Ann Coulter (ie smart and tough like Ann but not needlessly inflammatory.) Oh, can we add Ann to the winners?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7037 on: November 09, 2016, 04:45:00 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7038 on: November 09, 2016, 04:47:31 PM »
How could we forget one of the biggest losers:

BHO

In his own words (HT CNN http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/09/politics/barack-obama-legacy-donald-trump/):

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During rally after rally on Clinton's behalf, Obama cautioned voters that electing Trump would mean watching his accomplishments on jobs, health care, foreign policy, climate change and equality go "down the drain."

He warned his coalition of African-Americans and young people that he would "consider it a personal insult -- an insult to my legacy" if they didn't propel Clinton to the type of electoral victory they helped him achieve.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7039 on: November 09, 2016, 04:49:09 PM »
Where can I watch the last night unfolding from CNN?

I watched it live but I'd love to watch it again. The results as they were coming smashing into their faces.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.