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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4452771 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #720 on: July 14, 2016, 09:42:07 AM »
I love how he writes that he endorses Hillary despite clearly being in the Trump camp. He definitely has everyone persuaded.
You left out the parenthesis "(for my own safety)"

Persuaded about what?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #721 on: July 14, 2016, 12:21:40 PM »
I guess we'll be ignoring the new poll numbers out today. They're all outliers.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #722 on: July 14, 2016, 12:26:29 PM »
I guess we'll be ignoring the new poll numbers out today. They're all outliers.
Wait till tomorrow when trump announces Mike Pennce as VP... (although not quite sure who that makes a diff to... ) if it was newt gringrich I'd assume it would go up and if christie down but Pennce... those reluctant to trump its not much of a pull maybe a stabilizer

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #723 on: July 14, 2016, 12:52:59 PM »
Definitely smartest move Gingrich would have been almost a big of a disaster as christie

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #724 on: July 14, 2016, 01:09:10 PM »
Lol Trumpkins!

You pick and choose polls.

Did you post the 2 horrible polls for Trump in CO?
Did you post the atrocious VA poll?
Did you post the other horrendous PA poll?

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #725 on: July 14, 2016, 01:18:58 PM »
Can I rename this the 2016 Pick Your Poison Election Thread?
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #726 on: July 14, 2016, 01:42:20 PM »
Lol Trumpkins!

You pick and choose polls.

Did you post the 2 horrible polls for Trump in CO?
Did you post the atrocious VA poll?
Did you post the other horrendous PA poll?

You don't get it a few weeks ago all polls Clinton had a 10 point lead on trump now it's narrowing according to all polls
and in some polls he is higher then Clinton so for sure there is a move 

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #727 on: July 14, 2016, 02:24:00 PM »
Wait till tomorrow when trump announces Mike Pennce as VP... (although not quite sure who that makes a diff to... ) if it was newt gringrich I'd assume it would go up and if christie down but Pennce... those reluctant to trump its not much of a pull maybe a stabilizer

The last thing he should do is pick a VP who will take away attention from himself. Pence is a perfect pick, he couldn't be more invisible.

Definitely smartest move Gingrich would have been almost a big of a disaster as christie

Totally right
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #728 on: July 14, 2016, 02:28:11 PM »
The last thing he should do is pick a VP who will take away attention from himself. Pence is a perfect pick, he couldn't be more invisible.

Totally right
It's more than that it shows maturity and picking the sensible option not another mini trump

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #729 on: July 14, 2016, 02:30:50 PM »
It's more than that it shows maturity and picking the sensible option not another mini trump

I guess we agree that it's a sensible choice, but I don't think it shows maturity - it's extremely in character for Trump to not pick a mini-Trump. The whole election is about him, and adding another person with character would just be distracting. The more vanilla the VP, the better choice.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #730 on: July 14, 2016, 02:34:54 PM »
All media outlets are calling it for Pence.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #731 on: July 14, 2016, 02:38:02 PM »
I guess we agree that it's a sensible choice, but I don't think it shows maturity - it's extremely in character for Trump to not pick a mini-Trump. The whole election is about him, and adding another person with character would just be distracting. The more vanilla the VP, the better choice.
Not at all. Picking a guy who endorsed cruz is maturity for trump

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #732 on: July 15, 2016, 07:21:39 PM »
Hilary ad. Is this supposed to make not want to vote for him?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #733 on: July 15, 2016, 07:23:09 PM »
Lol
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #734 on: July 15, 2016, 08:02:36 PM »
Can I rename this the 2016 Pick Your Poison Election Thread?
Please do.

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #735 on: July 16, 2016, 11:12:20 PM »
Hilary ad. Is this supposed to make not want to vote for him?
I'm assuming this would work for the target audience of this ad, probably Bernie supporters...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #736 on: July 17, 2016, 07:24:08 AM »
She was converted by Rabbi Haskel Lookstien. Not sure if that answers your question :)
It's official. She is not Jewish.

Also, look how pathetic thisis.
Amazing how confused they all are when not guided by daas Torah. Also, lack of respect for their own teacher is astounding.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #737 on: July 17, 2016, 07:28:36 AM »
It's official. She is not Jewish.

Also, look how pathetic thisis.
Amazing how confused they all are when not guided by daas Torah. Also, lack of respect for their own teacher is astounding.
Official according to who that matters?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #738 on: July 17, 2016, 07:33:11 AM »
Official according to who that matters?
Even according to the rabbanut!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #739 on: July 17, 2016, 08:15:15 AM »
Even according to the rabbanut!
What do you mean "even"?
Who else?