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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3859549 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7200 on: November 10, 2016, 12:01:51 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 04:00:52 AM
Warning: Graphic Violence

https://mobile.twitter.com/KimsRustyWheels/status/796631605242511361/video/1

This is also happening on the other side, and it is equally disturbing.

https://twitter.com/okhareem/status/796364941850800128
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/796713876788232196
https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/796567818523250688

True, those examples aren't as violent as your video - but this is just on my Twitter timeline without any effort to research the issues.

Extremes on either sides are equally disturbing and violent.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7201 on: November 10, 2016, 12:02:57 PM »
I'll bet this loser was protesting.


« Last Edit: November 10, 2016, 12:16:29 PM by aygart »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7202 on: November 10, 2016, 12:03:30 PM »
http://dailycaller.com/2016/11/09/twitter-erupts-with-calls-for-donald-trump-to-be-assassinated/

Yes, from the people who said that Donald Trump wouldn't concede...

Love this quote:

"if trump gets assassinated then y'all are gonna have michael pence and he is possibly even worse. so u need to assassinate both of them"

Do they know who is next in line?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7203 on: November 10, 2016, 12:05:07 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on November 10, 2016, 12:01:51 PM
This is also happening on the other side, and it is equally disturbing.

https://twitter.com/okhareem/status/796364941850800128
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/796713876788232196
https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/796567818523250688

True, those examples aren't as violent as your video - but this is just on my Twitter timeline without any effort to research the issues.

Extremes on either sides are equally disturbing and violent.


Those are horrible.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7204 on: November 10, 2016, 12:13:12 PM »
At least Jimmy Kimmel is still funny.  ;D



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7205 on: November 10, 2016, 12:26:34 PM »
Quote from: zale on November 10, 2016, 12:03:30 PM


Do they know who is next in line?

Paul Ryan
Orrin Hatch

Then John Kerry. So they'll need to assassinate 4 people.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7206 on: November 10, 2016, 12:35:59 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on November 10, 2016, 12:26:34 PM
Paul Ryan
Orrin Hatch

Then John Kerry. So they'll need to assassinate 4 people.

That kind of talk should be avoided. A great measuring stick to use is how comfortable would you have been saying these things about the president elect in 2008? I definitely heard people joking about "bumping off" Obama, and possibly you did too, try to remember how normal people reacted to that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7207 on: November 10, 2016, 01:03:44 PM »
Channel 2:

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Will I not regret my vote for this reason alone?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7208 on: November 10, 2016, 01:05:50 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7209 on: November 10, 2016, 01:08:19 PM »
Lol
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7210 on: November 10, 2016, 01:30:01 PM »
Looks like a decent meeting.



But isn't this more like how you would interact with a foreign leader?

Compare to this:

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7211 on: November 10, 2016, 01:31:52 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 01:30:01 PM
But isn't this more like how you would interact with a foreign leader?

Maybe not...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7212 on: November 10, 2016, 01:32:52 PM »
First class leadership.  Was that visit (Bush welcoming Obamas to White House) also 2-days after the election?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7213 on: November 10, 2016, 01:33:24 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 01:30:01 PM
Looks like a decent meeting.


But isn't this more like how you would interact with a foreign leader?
In a sign of how tensions between the two politicians have not disappeared in the immediate aftermath of the election, the White House did not arrange for the traditional photo-op between the current First Couple and the incoming one, a custom that George W. Bush and his wife Laura observed when the Obamas visited the White House in 2008.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7214 on: November 10, 2016, 01:33:46 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 10, 2016, 01:30:01 PM
Looks like a decent meeting.



But isn't this more like how you would interact with a foreign leader?

Compare to this:


Oddly Obama looked like he was actually a friend of Trump and not forced into it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7215 on: November 10, 2016, 01:40:18 PM »
Obama seems like a really good lame duck. I mean that as a compliment.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7216 on: November 10, 2016, 01:48:06 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on November 10, 2016, 01:33:46 PM
Oddly Obama looked like he was actually a friend of Trump and not forced into it.

All Hillary had to offer him was his legacy. He hates every other aspect of her.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7217 on: November 10, 2016, 01:51:31 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7218 on: November 10, 2016, 01:56:04 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on November 10, 2016, 01:33:46 PM
Oddly Obama looked like he was actually a friend of Trump and not forced into it.

Quote from: Freddie on November 10, 2016, 01:40:18 PM
Obama seems like a really good lame duck. I mean that as a compliment.
1. We hear over and over again from people who have met Trump about how likable he is in person.

2. Obama has been nothing but classy since the election. Good for him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7219 on: November 10, 2016, 01:56:18 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on November 10, 2016, 01:33:46 PM
Oddly Obama looked like he was actually a friend of Trump and not forced into it.
He's an experienced politician
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