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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3853683 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7540 on: November 11, 2016, 10:21:02 AM »
I never knew that so many Leftist bloggers were electoral law experts.

I guess you live and you learn.

It's a Hayom Yom.

Anybody know which one?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7541 on: November 11, 2016, 10:30:04 AM »
Mr. Trump’s daughter Ivanka, who converted to Judaism when she married her husband, Jared Kushner, an Orthodox Jew, made a splash shortly before the election when she visited the grave of the Lubavitch leader Menachem Mendel Schneerson. A cellphone video of her visit went viral among Orthodox Jews in the area.
Was she wearing a short dress with a plunging neckline?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7542 on: November 11, 2016, 10:30:33 AM »


How about if NYC is part of NJ or its own state? NE VA in MD? Reno NV in CA? Portland OR in CA? N CA in OR?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7543 on: November 11, 2016, 10:31:00 AM »
Not a word on cnn about why Hillary is not asking protesters to stop. What a sham. They haven't learned anything from the election
look at bernies tweets. he is basically inciting all this!
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7544 on: November 11, 2016, 10:34:26 AM »
Was she wearing a short dress with a plunging neckline?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7545 on: November 11, 2016, 10:35:13 AM »
No access to youtube.  >:(
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7546 on: November 11, 2016, 10:39:57 AM »
look at bernies tweets. he is basically inciting all this!


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7547 on: November 11, 2016, 10:42:14 AM »
@JTZ, when are you going to the Ohel with me? Why did that never happen?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7548 on: November 11, 2016, 10:42:57 AM »
@JTZ, when are you going to the Ohel with me? Why did that never happen?
I am afraid you will cancel last minute.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7549 on: November 11, 2016, 10:43:46 AM »
I am afraid you will cancel last minute.  :)

You're still traumatized by our attempted ORD DO?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7550 on: November 11, 2016, 10:44:24 AM »
@JTZ, when are you going to the Ohel with me? Why did that never happen?
DDF Shabbaton?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7552 on: November 11, 2016, 10:48:37 AM »
You're still traumatized by our attempted ORD DO?
Extreme disappointment set in.  ;)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7553 on: November 11, 2016, 10:52:47 AM »
DDF Shabbaton?
Can this be any weekend?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7554 on: November 11, 2016, 10:52:50 AM »
I never knew that so many Leftist bloggers were electoral law experts.

I guess you live and you learn.
After Trayvon Martin they were Stand Your Ground experts. Jacks of all trades.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7555 on: November 11, 2016, 11:28:23 AM »
@JTZ, when are you going to the Ohel with me? Why did that never happen?
He must be one of those that don't go to the Ohel. Let's try a 770 DO...

Though based on some of the spelling I have seen coming out JTZ recently, I could have sworn that he either learned English in WB or his account was hacked....
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7556 on: November 11, 2016, 11:46:44 AM »
They just don't learn, do they?

"Make no mistake, Trumpers are angry. What they're angry about is the loss of unearned race and gender privilege"


Are they completely insane?


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7557 on: November 11, 2016, 11:57:41 AM »
Iran's Khamenei calls Trump and tells him, "Donald, stay out of office. because last night I had a wonderful dream. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Trump asks.
Ali replies, "United States of Iran."
Trump says, "You know, Ali, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Iran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Ali asks.
Trump replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7558 on: November 11, 2016, 12:04:27 PM »
@JTZ
I found solid proof that Trump endorses David Duke


Visibly Jewish

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