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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3855849 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7561 on: November 11, 2016, 12:24:27 PM »
Can't watch video at work, can you summarize?

1. He couldn't get himself to vote for Hillary or Trump, instead just wrote in Kasich for his conscience
2. He is hopeful after seeing the Obama meeting that there's a difference between President Trump and campaign Trump
3. He is a religious christian and despite his disappointment he will pray for the success of Trump to fix the country's probelms
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7563 on: November 11, 2016, 12:43:29 PM »
On this Veterans Day, remember that to thank the veterans for DJT :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7564 on: November 11, 2016, 01:16:01 PM »
Wow. I actually feel bad for her. Her husband shamed and ruined her over and over again, the Dems hate her, and now she is out of a job. (Clinton Foundation maybe?)


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7565 on: November 11, 2016, 01:17:04 PM »
1. He couldn't get himself to vote for Hillary or Trump, instead just wrote in Kasich for his conscience
2. He is hopeful after seeing the Obama meeting that there's a difference between President Trump and campaign Trump
3. He is a religious christian and despite his disappointment he will pray for the success of Trump to fix the country's probelms

Thanks
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7566 on: November 11, 2016, 01:18:03 PM »

Looks like a short skirt but I can't tell about the neckline as she is wearing a coat.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7567 on: November 11, 2016, 01:18:47 PM »
David Brooks, who predicted that Trump's candidacy was not serious and he would drop out before Iowa, that Trump would underperform in Iowa and slip into oblivion, that Trump would never win the primaries, that Trump would never be able to energize the base, that Trump would never win in a general election, now predicts that Trump will be impeached or resign in the first year.

David Brooks back in January: "My predictions have been wrong consistently" but that won't stop him from trying.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/01/30/david_brooks_my_predictions_have_been_wrong_consistently_however_trump_will_underperform_in_iowa.html

It's time for David Brooks to shut up.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/12/opinion/the-view-from-trump-tower.html


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7568 on: November 11, 2016, 01:20:02 PM »
Wow. I actually feel bad for her. Her husband shamed and ruined her over and over again, the Dems hate her, and now she is out of a job. (Clinton Foundation maybe?)
Did you feel bad for Madoff too? I think there's plenty of influence she can still peddle to keep affording sbux latte's.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7569 on: November 11, 2016, 01:23:34 PM »
@JTZ
I found solid proof that Trump endorses David Duke
So he lied when he said he did not know who David Duke was? Please show me where I said he never disavowed DD?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7570 on: November 11, 2016, 01:25:48 PM »
Did you feel bad for Madoff too? I think there's plenty of influence she can still peddle to keep affording sbux latte's.

Eh, not quite the same thing. If Huma cries while she is being led away by the FBI, I wouldn't feel bad.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7571 on: November 11, 2016, 01:36:42 PM »
Wow. I actually feel bad for her. Her husband shamed and ruined her over and over again, the Dems hate her, and now she is out of a job. (Clinton Foundation maybe?)


will there be a clinton foundation in 2017?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7572 on: November 11, 2016, 01:42:36 PM »
So he lied when he said he did not know who David Duke was? Please show me where I said he never disavowed DD?

You're still desperately clinging to the leftist rhetoric.
Do you know the difference between "knowing of someone" and "knowing someone"?

I'll give you 2 tries.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7573 on: November 11, 2016, 01:52:14 PM »
You're still desperately clinging to the leftist rhetoric.
Do you know the difference between "knowing of someone" and "knowing someone"?

I'll give you 2 tries.
You are swallowing the rhetoric hook line and sinker. Here is what he said four times.
"Well, just so you understand, I don’t know anything about David Duke. OK?

The video you posted shows he knows all about DD for many years.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7574 on: November 11, 2016, 01:57:45 PM »
You're still desperately clinging to the leftist rhetoric.
Do you know the difference between "knowing of someone" and "knowing someone"?

I'll give you 2 tries.
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Knowning "about" someone. He never said he doesn't know who he is. JTZ knows that, and now I know his arguments are insincere.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7575 on: November 11, 2016, 01:59:50 PM »
You are swallowing the rhetoric hook line and sinker. Here is what he said four times.
"Well, just so you understand, I don’t know anything about David Duke. OK?

The video you posted shows he knows all about DD for many years.

Look how fast you change your argument when faced with the facts.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7576 on: November 11, 2016, 02:00:54 PM »
You are swallowing the rhetoric hook line and sinker. Here is what he said four times.
"Well, just so you understand, I don’t know anything about David Duke. OK?

The video you posted shows he knows all about DD for many years.
It's a figure of speech.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7577 on: November 11, 2016, 02:02:08 PM »
Did I remember his exact quote, no. You are all playing word games. I think you went to the Bill Clinton school of what is "is".
He lied and your video proves it. That is the fact.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7578 on: November 11, 2016, 02:03:03 PM »
Did I remember his exact quote, no. You are all playing word games. I think you went to the Bill Clinton school of what is "is".
He lied and your video proves it. That is the fact.

I promise I was waiting for you to bring up Bill Clinton.

You are hilariously predictable and a terrible debater.
Just give up with your word game arguments that border on trolling.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7579 on: November 11, 2016, 02:07:29 PM »
JTZ probably also thinks "locker room banter" only takes place in locker rooms.
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