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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856767 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7620 on: November 11, 2016, 04:21:20 PM »
He belittles women, he makes vile comments about them, he looks at them as sex objects so what part don't you understand?
Your inability to recognize that appointing women to high ranking, high responsibility positions is an indication of respect is a case study in cognitive dissonance.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7621 on: November 11, 2016, 04:25:42 PM »
Your inability to recognize that appointing women to high ranking, high responsibility positions is an indication of respect is a case study in cognitive dissonance.
I guess it is because I have lived a sheltered life?  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7622 on: November 11, 2016, 04:32:17 PM »
I guess it is because I have lived a sheltered life?  :)
Ok you get a pass.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7623 on: November 11, 2016, 04:37:11 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7624 on: November 11, 2016, 04:41:38 PM »
"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7625 on: November 11, 2016, 04:48:20 PM »
You too?
Of course. I will be at the Hawks game.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7626 on: November 11, 2016, 04:49:05 PM »
Of course. I will be at the Hawks game.
Have fun
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7627 on: November 11, 2016, 04:53:32 PM »
Why don't you answer the question based on your religion? Help me understand Judaism better? Are these vile comments toward women acceptable in Judaism?
I'm jumping in middle of a bigger conversation here, bit I asked a question, wasn't looking for more than what I asked.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7628 on: November 12, 2016, 06:51:01 PM »
The media is getting to me.

Now they are all over the place trying to cause panic between the Trumpsters that he plans on keeping parts of Obama care.

IDIOT'S

Why are they doing this? They know very well that NOTHING has changed. Trump and the Republicans said all along that the part about not allowing insurers to discriminate among buyers based on pre-existing health conditions is something they like and they would consider keeping it.

They still don't get it?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7629 on: November 12, 2016, 07:00:05 PM »
The media is getting to me.

Now they are all over the place trying to cause panic between the Trumpsters that he plans on keeping parts of Obama care.

IDIOT'S

Why are they doing this? They know very well that NOTHING has changed. Trump and the Republicans said all along that the part about not allowing insurers to discriminate among buyers based on pre-existing health conditions is something they like and they would consider keeping it.

They still don't get it?
+1000. They get me so annoyed.  I open my phone and i get a msg stating that trump wants to keep obamacare.  I go in to details and its just like you said
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7630 on: November 12, 2016, 07:06:42 PM »
Every single replacement bill for Obamacare kept those 2 provisions. 1) Stay on parents insurance until 26 and 2) No denying preexisting conditions.
What is the Medias problem??

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7631 on: November 12, 2016, 07:16:53 PM »
Trump never wanted to dump Obamacare. He wanted to get elected. He doesn't want to keep Obamacare. He wants Democratic support.

For anyone that thinks Trump gives a hoot about any of the issues; you're delusional as he is.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7632 on: November 12, 2016, 07:28:47 PM »
Trump never wanted to dump Obamacare. He wanted to get elected.

So Trump likes Obamacare

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He doesn't want to keep Obamacare. He wants Democratic support.

So Trump hates Obamacare.

Sorry but my head is spinning from this.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7633 on: November 12, 2016, 07:28:50 PM »
Trump never wanted to dump Obamacare. He wanted to get elected. He doesn't want to keep Obamacare. He wants Democratic support.

For anyone that thinks Trump gives a hoot about any of the issues; you're delusional as he is.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7634 on: November 12, 2016, 07:31:07 PM »
So Trump likes Obamacare

So Trump hates Obamacare.

Sorry but my head is spinning from this.
You can like something, dislike something, or not give a hoot about something. Positive, negative, or neutral. Not so complicated.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7635 on: November 12, 2016, 07:49:49 PM »
You can like something, dislike something, or not give a hoot about something. Positive, negative, or neutral. Not so complicated.

Not wanting to dump something - can be neutral
Not wanting to keep something = not neutral
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7636 on: November 12, 2016, 07:52:33 PM »
Lovely!  :D Cry more baby, cry more.

Let's hope the conservative movement will turn over all crazy rolling from the past years including LGBT.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7637 on: November 12, 2016, 08:02:13 PM »
So Trump likes Obamacare

So Trump hates Obamacare.

Sorry but my head is spinning from this.
since when did CD need to make sense
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7638 on: November 12, 2016, 08:25:58 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7639 on: November 12, 2016, 08:27:01 PM »
Not wanting to dump something - can be neutral
Not wanting to keep something = not neutral
Want is a positive desire. Lack of a want can indicate either neutrality or negativity. Not sure complicated. Either way, I'll reformat my post.

When Trump said he wanted to dump Obamacare; it didn't mean he actually cared about Obamacare. He wanted to get elected, and thought this message would resonate with his target crowd. Now when Trump said he may keep parts of Obamacare; nobody should panic thinking that he changed his mind and now supports Obamacare. He just wants Democratic support. He doesn't actually care about Obamacare one way or another, and never did. All he cares about is being popular.

For anyone that thinks Trump gives a hoot about any of the issues; you're delusional as he is.

Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ