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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832653 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7640 on: November 12, 2016, 08:27:18 PM »
Trump is not a fool and he doesn't want to go down into the books as someone who destroyed America. He wants to go down, even if purely for egotistic reasons, as the president who finally got the garbage out out government and our country overall and made it much smarter and leaner. He bragged about what a lean campaign he ran (which is true relative to all of his competitors) and that he learned how to operate that way from his business. There is no reason not to believe he will actually do that as president. He knows that with a republican house and senate he has no excuses not to live up to many of his promises, and i believe that he will for his own image. He will have a NEED to go down as the BEST president in modern history and he will work towards achieving that goal 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7641 on: November 12, 2016, 08:31:55 PM »
Trump never wanted to dump Obamacare. He wanted to get elected. He doesn't want to keep Obamacare. He wants Democratic support.

For anyone that thinks Trump gives a hoot about any of the issues; you're delusional as he is.
Ill agree with everything you said but to the part that he's delusional ..After this election we saw how realistic he was, with knowing that his message will resonate etc.

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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7642 on: November 12, 2016, 08:51:49 PM »
Lovely!  :D Cry more baby, cry more.

Let's hope the conservative movement will turn over all crazy rolling from the past years including LGBT.


http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58275a17e4b02d21bbc8ff9b

Didn't read the entire piece, but that was some narrative, calling religious freedom "draconian".
« Last Edit: November 12, 2016, 11:34:53 PM by ExGingi »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7643 on: November 12, 2016, 09:11:58 PM »
Hillary is blaming Comey for her loss.

This is a woman who will never, ever take the blame or apologize. Think about it: she lost to Donald Trump!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7644 on: November 12, 2016, 09:12:15 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7645 on: November 12, 2016, 09:15:52 PM »


When I win the Powerball, I will also come out and say that I was able to predict six sets of numbers out of 175,000,000 possibilities, and that makes me an absolute genius. This election could have swung either way. It's foolish for any pollster who got lucky by coincidence to come out and gloat over it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7646 on: November 12, 2016, 09:15:55 PM »
While everyone was busy with Trump this is a very important result of this years election as well. Some are saying that is numbers is slightly off due to the need to control both statehouses.
 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7647 on: November 12, 2016, 09:16:57 PM »
When I win the Powerball, I will also come out and say that I was able to predict six sets of numbers out of 175,000,000 possibilities, and that makes me an absolute genius. This election could have swung either way. It's foolish for any pollster who got lucky by coincidence to come out and gloat over it.
We are not dealing with random votes over here.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7648 on: November 12, 2016, 09:27:38 PM »
for the record I hope this is obvious that Clinton DID NOT win the popular vote.
 worth mentioning.
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7649 on: November 12, 2016, 09:34:51 PM »
for the record I hope this is obvious that Clinton DID NOT win the popular vote.
 worth mentioning.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7650 on: November 12, 2016, 09:37:27 PM »


I've been wondering, if America did follow the popular vote, and both candidates campaigned accordingly, would Trump still win?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7651 on: November 12, 2016, 09:42:00 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-rowe/why-hasnt-donald-trump-de_b_12916046.html

This is מידת סדום. Attack someone, and then blame them for it.

Just in time for this weeks parsha.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7652 on: November 12, 2016, 09:55:49 PM »
Nope, no mention of G-d at all. Most unreligious POTUS in history.
And in case you needed reminding that he is good at playing people, see here:

As he exited from the speech, Ami magazine reporter Turx asked him "what he attributed his victory to?", And he points up and says "it was the one above".

29m 50sec in the video:
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #7653 on: November 12, 2016, 10:04:40 PM »
He's worth 8 billion now, he will be worth 10x that at the end of 4 years.

Anyway it doesn't matter because even if he spends all 8 billion he still won't win.

Gotta love this, from JJ when Donald launched his big in June 2015. Anyone think he will be worth 80 billion in 4 years? The Saifa was in correct so should be milamied al klal kulo that its all false?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7654 on: November 12, 2016, 10:42:43 PM »
Question:

About how many times over the last few months have you heard that even if Trump won the popular vote there was no way he could win the Electoral College?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7655 on: November 12, 2016, 10:44:23 PM »
Love the top "All the News That Fits Our Preconceptions"


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7656 on: November 12, 2016, 10:46:27 PM »
Election Day Cartoons:








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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7657 on: November 12, 2016, 10:47:41 PM »
Question:

About how many times over the last few months have you heard that even if Trump won the popular vote there was no way he could win the Electoral College?
Exactly. Liberals crying about the electoral college would never have agreed to the switch before election day.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7659 on: November 12, 2016, 10:58:02 PM »
Forgot one

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