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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850469 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7660 on: November 12, 2016, 11:23:40 PM »
Forgot one
Didn't forget it. The Russian connection was from the wackiest theories of this election. I can't imagine it didn't backfire on them.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7662 on: November 12, 2016, 11:44:03 PM »
for the record I hope this is obvious that Clinton DID NOT win the popular vote.
 worth mentioning.
For the record anyone that doesn't understand 10 is more than 9 is a complete idiot.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7663 on: November 12, 2016, 11:55:50 PM »
Question:

About how many times over the last few months have you heard that even if Trump won the popular vote there was no way he could win the Electoral College?
Actually 538 said the exact opposite - that Trump had a much bigger chance of winning the electoral college w/o the pop vote than Hillary

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7664 on: November 12, 2016, 11:58:30 PM »

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/11/12/the-advertising-decisions-that-helped-doom-hillary-clinton/
One of the comments to that article reads:

"Essentially it came down to a woman (Conway) outplaying, outstrategizing, and outthinking three men (Podesta/Mook/Benenson). That should be story here."
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7665 on: November 12, 2016, 11:58:53 PM »
Didn't forget it. The Russian connection was from the wackiest theories of this election. I can't imagine it didn't backfire on them.
Every USA intelligence agency said there was a connection.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7666 on: November 12, 2016, 11:59:46 PM »
Actually 538 said the exact opposite - that Trump had a much bigger chance of winning the electoral college w/o the pop vote than Hillary
They were a daas yochid though. The Dems were very confident in their "Blue Wall"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7667 on: November 13, 2016, 12:07:54 AM »
Every USA intelligence agency said there was a connection.
To Trump? Source for even one?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7668 on: November 13, 2016, 12:12:58 AM »
Every USA intelligence agency said there was a connection.
Of course. And don't forget. That is the same intelligence agency's who thought no reasonable prosecutor would indicte Clinton. The same who meet Clinton on a plan for over 30 mins before decision was out. The same corrupt government who did everything to elect Clinton.

Talking about illusions.. You believe whatever these corrupt people say and I live in dream land..
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7669 on: November 13, 2016, 12:27:08 AM »
I've been wondering, if America did follow the popular vote, and both candidates campaigned accordingly, would Trump still win?
Most probably, you can't set the rules after the race, if the rule is you win by electoral votes that's what they were both fighting for, and trump won, trump got 95% what he campaigned for versus clinton, clinton spent much more money then the trump's did, many people that don't live in swing state didn't vote because it wouldn't make much of a difference anyway so why vote when you have to hold your nose to vote.
If the focus would be on popular vote it would shift the campaigning to gain the popular vote.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7670 on: November 13, 2016, 12:49:31 AM »
Wait, I won what should I do now???
give some love (likes) to a brother!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7671 on: November 13, 2016, 02:06:55 AM »
Reminder to put the election results in perspective (we might call it השגחה העליונה rather than randomness) but I think the point is made here (as well as on 538) that just a tiny shift could have resulted in drastically different outcome.

http://ritholtz.com/2016/11/fooled-randomness-narrative-prove/
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7672 on: November 13, 2016, 02:19:44 AM »
Of course. And don't forget. That is the same intelligence agency's who thought no reasonable prosecutor would indicte Clinton. The same who meet Clinton on a plan for over 30 mins before decision was out. The same corrupt government who did everything to elect Clinton.

Talking about illusions.. You believe whatever these corrupt people say and I live in dream land..
Dude, this ain't the infowars forums. Get over your conspiracy theories, and please calm down - you won!!! Enjoy it!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7673 on: November 13, 2016, 02:20:54 AM »
To Trump? Source for even one?
Hacking Clinton staff emails and sending it to wikileaks, in order to elect Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7674 on: November 13, 2016, 04:53:29 AM »
Hacking Clinton staff emails and sending it to wikileaks, in order to elect Trump.

That is a source?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7675 on: November 13, 2016, 06:31:45 AM »
These protests are getting ugly. Sharpton's crew and BLM ain't a tame or law abiding bunch.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7676 on: November 13, 2016, 07:37:17 AM »
Listen every single prediction about trump has come out to be false thus far. Even the prediction about the stock market tanking ultimately proved to be false. Its now at record highs and projected to rise a lot further. Many analysis's, including Clinton supporter Warren Buffet, now say that we should thank Trump for this. Its really unbelievable just how dead wrong nearly everyone has been on this about everything. So to all the critics out there, why don't you just wait and allow yourself to get proven wrong again?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7677 on: November 13, 2016, 07:52:55 AM »
Listen every single prediction about trump has come out to be false thus far. Even the prediction about the stock market tanking ultimately proved to be false. Its now at record highs and projected to rise a lot further. Many analysis's, including Clinton supporter Warren Buffet, now say that we should thank Trump for this. Its really unbelievable just how dead wrong nearly everyone has been on this about everything. So to all the critics out there, why don't you just wait and allow yourself to get proven wrong again?
i think they all secretly want trump to succeed so they're predicting that he'll fail so he can continue proving their predictions wrong

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7678 on: November 13, 2016, 08:16:23 AM »
Listen every single prediction about trump has come out to be false thus far. Even the prediction about the stock market tanking ultimately proved to be false. Its now at record highs and projected to rise a lot further. Many analysis's, including Clinton supporter Warren Buffet, now say that we should thank Trump for this. Its really unbelievable just how dead wrong nearly everyone has been on this about everything. So to all the critics out there, why don't you just wait and allow yourself to get proven wrong again?
What exactly did Trump do to make the stock market increase!? Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. He may ultimately be great for the economy but the past weeks gains have nothing to do with him, its all emotional and speculative at this point.
Besides, a few months ago we were all saying how the stock market is not a good indicator of the economy's health (due mainly to artificially low interest rates) so even though its up over 100% under Obama he still was horrible for the economy. 
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7679 on: November 13, 2016, 08:18:34 AM »
A surge for a week is not growth.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ