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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770194 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7680 on: November 13, 2016, 08:27:14 AM »
Life is as good as you make it...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7681 on: November 13, 2016, 08:35:07 AM »


?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETA: Take away her children

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7682 on: November 13, 2016, 08:43:02 AM »
These protests are getting ugly. Sharpton's crew and BLM ain't a tame or law abiding bunch.
But they're not a hate group so we'll all be fine
*insert 1000 sarcastic emojis here*

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7683 on: November 13, 2016, 08:54:42 AM »
Hacking Clinton staff emails and sending it to wikileaks, in order to elect Trump.
Speaking of infowars, I think you had better review exactly what they did and didn't say
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7684 on: November 13, 2016, 08:57:40 AM »
A surge for a week is not growth.
Then neither would the drop that everyone "knew" would happen. Of course the market canbe knee jerk reaction. But my point is that nobody knows anything about Trump, but so far he has destroyed all the naysayers. So just give him a chance. Dont write him off so fast. He isnt as stupid as you think. And he may be better for business than you think. Thats all

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7685 on: November 13, 2016, 09:24:44 AM »
For the record anyone that doesn't understand 10 is more than 9 is a complete idiot.
Wait, you mean 10 is more than 9. Even though it's not 11?
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7686 on: November 13, 2016, 09:59:57 AM »
Communist Bill Maher comes out and says that "Democrats need to stop being so nice".

Aha, so rioting and beating Trump supporters is still being too nice.

If you ask me, it's the Conservatives that need to give the Leftists a taste of their own medicine. Start boycotting celebrities who post the nastiest things about Trump and his supporters. Start boycotting companies that advertise with the Leftist media.

Let's see how they feel when the shoe is on the other foot.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7687 on: November 13, 2016, 10:01:08 AM »
http://nypost.com/2016/11/11/scenes-from-the-liberal-meltdown/

This stuff is just great. When will De Blasio force all businesses to offer play-doh, arts n crafts, therapy dogs, & cry-ins to all their employees? Or just cancel work altogether

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7688 on: November 13, 2016, 10:03:55 AM »
The Left is trying to start a communist revolution. There is no two ways about it.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7689 on: November 13, 2016, 10:05:13 AM »
The Left is trying to start a communist revolution. There is no two ways about it.
So now you are not allowed to protest in this country?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7690 on: November 13, 2016, 10:06:47 AM »
So now you are not allowed to protest in this country?
Is it ok to destroy peoples cars and businesses ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7691 on: November 13, 2016, 10:07:41 AM »
So now you are not allowed to protest in this country?
It's one thing to protest peacefully, it's another to riot.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7692 on: November 13, 2016, 10:07:43 AM »
So now you are not allowed to protest in this country?

You call this a protest?

They are protesting the very legitimacy of Trump's win. This is not Bush V Gore. Trump won the electoral college fair and square.

They are inciting masses of people to not accept Trump's win.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7693 on: November 13, 2016, 10:08:32 AM »
It's one thing to protest peacefully, it's another to riot.
No riots were I am at.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7694 on: November 13, 2016, 10:09:02 AM »
The Left is trying to start a communist revolution. There is no two ways about it.
The communist revolution has been in full swing for a very long time.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7695 on: November 13, 2016, 10:10:16 AM »
You call this a protest?

They are protesting the very legitimacy of Trump's win. This is not Bush V Gore. Trump won the electoral college fair and square.

They are inciting masses of people to not accept Trump's win.
Not sure what country you live in but in this country they are allowed to protest things they believe in even if we disagree with them.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7696 on: November 13, 2016, 10:10:53 AM »
Is it ok to destroy peoples cars and businesses ?
Not the last time I checked.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7697 on: November 13, 2016, 10:11:49 AM »
Not the last time I checked.
just checking

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7698 on: November 13, 2016, 10:13:13 AM »
just checking
So you have no problem with the non violent protests? Just checking.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7699 on: November 13, 2016, 10:14:44 AM »
So you have no problem with the non violent protests? Just checking.
As long as there's no incitement to violence & they're not illegally blocking the streets. There are actually people out there putting in a hard day's work (and paying taxes that go to these lowlifes rioting in the streets) & wanna get home