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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7700 on: November 13, 2016, 10:16:28 AM »


Quote from: TimT on November 13, 2016, 10:14:44 AM
As long as there's no incitement to violence & they're not illegally blocking the streets. There are actually people out there putting in a hard day's work & wanna get home

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7701 on: November 13, 2016, 10:17:00 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 13, 2016, 10:10:16 AM
Not sure what country you live in but in this country they are allowed to protest things they believe in even if we disagree with them.

You are not being honest here and you know it.

Look, I understand that you think Trump is a racist and a sexist, and if you want to scream that on top of your lungs on 5th Ave then I will be annoyed, but that's fine with me. This is a free country.

However, if you try to incite the masses into believing that the election wasn't fair, and that the Electoral College members should rebel, then you are shouting fire in a crowded theater.

Frankly, I was always worried that if Hillary won, hardcore Trump supporters would do this. I don't want a civil war. Turns out it's the Hillary supporters doing this, backed by their communist pals in the media.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7702 on: November 13, 2016, 10:28:32 AM »
Quote from: zale on November 13, 2016, 10:17:00 AM
You are not being honest here and you know it.

However, if you try to incite the masses into believing that the election wasn't fair, and that the Electoral College members should rebel, then you are shouting fire in a crowded theater.
I am not being honest? This is what the protests are about?
I see almost all of these as college kids protesting. Most are peaceful so far. If it stays that way I have no problem with the protests even if I disagree with them.
For the record Trump will be my president (if his own party doesn't impeach him first) just as Obama was my president. I didn't vote for either.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7703 on: November 13, 2016, 10:34:44 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 13, 2016, 10:28:32 AM
I am not being honest? This is what the protests are about?
I see almost all of these as college kids protesting. Most are peaceful so far. If it stays that way I have no problem with the protests even if I disagree with them.
For the record Trump will be my president (if his own party doesn't impeach him first) just as Obama was my president. I didn't vote for either.
Have you seen the ads from Moveon.com looking for protesters? It pays well, $18/hour. And here's the best part- YOU MUST BE UNDER 30 YEARS OLD. And which party is the one that discriminates again?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7704 on: November 13, 2016, 10:40:52 AM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on November 13, 2016, 10:34:44 AM
Have you seen the ads from Moveon.com looking for protesters? It pays well, $18/hour.
Link is not working. Do you have a good link?
Is it moveon.org? They want me to pay to join not the other way around.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7705 on: November 13, 2016, 10:47:02 AM »
Illegally blocking streets or highways is not peaceful in my book.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7706 on: November 13, 2016, 10:52:02 AM »
Quote from: TimT on November 13, 2016, 10:47:02 AM
Illegally blocking streets or highways is not peaceful in my book.
What book are you reading from? Have you ever heard the term "civil disobedience".
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7707 on: November 13, 2016, 10:57:33 AM »
Call it whatever you like
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7708 on: November 13, 2016, 10:58:27 AM »
Do you call what's going on in Oregon civil?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7709 on: November 13, 2016, 11:00:45 AM »
Quote from: TimT on November 13, 2016, 10:57:33 AM
Call it whatever you like
I am not calling it anything. I am trying to figure out why blocking a street can't be done peacefully.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7710 on: November 13, 2016, 11:02:01 AM »
Quote from: yochiek93 on November 13, 2016, 10:58:27 AM
Do you call what's going on in Oregon civil?
If you are talking about the shootings, no.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7711 on: November 13, 2016, 11:02:29 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 13, 2016, 10:40:52 AM
Link is not working. Do you have a good link?
Is it moveon.org? They want me to pay to join not the other way around.
yes, moveon.org. Sorry. But the ads work on Craigslist. I'll try to upload screenshots from my phone shortly.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7712 on: November 13, 2016, 11:04:12 AM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on November 13, 2016, 11:02:29 AM
yes, moveon.org. Sorry. But the ads work on Craigslist. I'll try to upload screenshots from my phone shortly.
Don't bother with that trash from CL. Also don't believe everything you read on the internet.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7713 on: November 13, 2016, 11:06:21 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 13, 2016, 11:04:12 AM
Don't bother with that trash from CL. Also don't believe everything you read on the internet.  ;)

Do you put it past the progresive left to recruit paid protesters via CR?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7714 on: November 13, 2016, 11:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on November 13, 2016, 11:06:21 AM
Do you put it past the progresive left to recruit paid protesters via CR?
I don't put it past either side but adds on CL I don't give much credit to.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7715 on: November 13, 2016, 11:10:08 AM »
Lets get real here. These tens of thousands are paid protesters?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7716 on: November 13, 2016, 11:12:21 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 13, 2016, 11:02:01 AM
If you are talking about the shootings, no.
Throwing bottles and bricks at cops as well.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7717 on: November 13, 2016, 11:15:18 AM »
Quote from: yochiek93 on November 13, 2016, 11:12:21 AM
Throwing bottles and bricks at cops as well.
No that isn't civil either. What's your point? Are there some bad apples at these mostly peaceful protests, yes. Do thugs come to these protests just to cause trouble, of course.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7718 on: November 13, 2016, 11:20:16 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 13, 2016, 11:15:18 AM
No that isn't civil either. What's your point? Are there some bad apples at these mostly peaceful protests, yes. Do thugs come to these protests just to cause trouble, of course.
The organizers have to publicly condemn the violence
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7719 on: November 13, 2016, 11:33:07 AM »
The issue here is why aren't we seeing out president and/or Hillary Clinton come out and give a speech asking everyone to come together and stop the non sense. Mind boggling.
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