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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848426 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7720 on: November 13, 2016, 11:34:06 AM »
The issue here is why aren't we seeing out president and/or Hillary Clinton come out and give a speech asking everyone to come together and stop the non sense. Mind boggling.

Hahahaha. Both Hillary and Obama are loving this.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7721 on: November 13, 2016, 11:37:34 AM »
Hahahaha. Both Hillary and Obama are loving this.
Why? What is to be gained by this?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7722 on: November 13, 2016, 11:43:23 AM »
Imagine how the media would've covered these protests if the table were turned and Donald Trump lost?

This country is making me sick and I'm glad that the leftists got their well deserved slap.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7723 on: November 13, 2016, 11:43:59 AM »
Why? What is to be gained by this?

Nothing to be gained. But it makes them all warm and fuzzy that people are protesting against Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7724 on: November 13, 2016, 11:47:05 AM »
Imagine how the media would've covered these protests if the table were turned and Donald Trump lost?
Well, when Obama won if anyone dared open his mouth he was labeled a racist who hates blacks.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7725 on: November 13, 2016, 11:48:22 AM »
Link is not working. Do you have a good link?
Is it moveon.org? They want me to pay to join not the other way around.
Because your over 30

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7726 on: November 13, 2016, 11:57:06 AM »
Lets get real here. These tens of thousands are paid protesters?
Let's get real. Do you really think people have altruistic motives, that lead them to spend time and energy protesting like that about how our system works, when it doesn't go their way?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7727 on: November 13, 2016, 11:58:07 AM »
Let's get real. Do you really think people have altruistic motives, that lead them to spend time and energy protesting like that about how our system works, when it doesn't go their way?
BLM is about altruistic motives?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7728 on: November 13, 2016, 12:06:02 PM »































Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7729 on: November 13, 2016, 12:07:46 PM »
#AllInADayOfWhatsApp
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7731 on: November 13, 2016, 12:10:11 PM »
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Nope. I have never used whatsapp at  all ever
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7732 on: November 13, 2016, 12:11:04 PM »
This one gets its own post special for JTZ


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7733 on: November 13, 2016, 12:37:08 PM »
Lakewood had the most votes for Trump in the state of NJ

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7734 on: November 13, 2016, 12:38:24 PM »
This one gets its own post special for JTZ
You can tell it is fake. Just ask JJ, you don't eat crow with a fork.  :P
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7735 on: November 13, 2016, 12:39:51 PM »
You can tell it is fake. Just ask JJ, you don't eat crow with a fork.  :P
These washington insiders probably eat pizza and hot dogs with a fork.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7736 on: November 13, 2016, 01:46:06 PM »
These cartoons are one by one great.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7737 on: November 13, 2016, 01:46:22 PM »
Lakewood had the most votes for Trump in the state of NJ

73-24 Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7739 on: November 13, 2016, 02:21:54 PM »
These washington insiders probably eat pizza and hot dogs with a fork.



On the other hand:



So maybe he's a centrist after all :P