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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830040 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #780 on: July 19, 2016, 08:37:25 AM »
The entire Trump campaign is a ****show.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #782 on: July 19, 2016, 10:28:29 AM »
And Melania plagiarizes Michelle,  just when you thought we've seen the worst
Unbelievable.

I have to assume that this was done intentionally for some crazy Trumpish reason.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #783 on: July 19, 2016, 10:38:32 AM »
Makes you almost feel bad...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #784 on: July 19, 2016, 10:58:04 AM »
Makes you almost feel bad...

Why is Tom Coughlin trending????

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #785 on: July 19, 2016, 10:59:26 AM »
Maybe it's just me but if the only thing people are criticizing from the entire night of speeches is Mrs. Trumps plagerization of a speech, I think the Republicans have a pretty good thing going for them.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #786 on: July 19, 2016, 11:02:52 AM »
Maybe it's just me but if the only thing people are criticizing from the entire night of speeches is Mrs. Trumps plagerization of a speech, I think the Republicans have a pretty good thing going for them.
Definitely not the only thing

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #787 on: July 19, 2016, 11:04:17 AM »
Definitely not the only thing
Based on 880 and 1010 as well as many only websites it it.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #788 on: July 19, 2016, 11:05:39 AM »
Based on 880 and 1010 as well as many only websites it it.
Edited to add list

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #789 on: July 19, 2016, 11:09:33 AM »
Edited to add list
Ok, good.  I'm happy there is more criticism.  (I guess I get my news from the wrong places)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #790 on: July 19, 2016, 11:10:23 AM »
Definitely not the only thing

So it is the only thing. Maybe one more.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #791 on: July 19, 2016, 11:34:36 AM »
So it is the only thing. Maybe one more.
The question was if it's the only thing that's being criticized,  not of it is the only thing that you agree with,  or that is legitimate.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #792 on: July 19, 2016, 11:37:30 AM »
The question was if it's the only thing that's being criticized,  not of it is the only thing that you agree with,  it that is legitimate.
What is criticised by some far left critics doesn't count.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #793 on: July 19, 2016, 12:21:00 PM »
There will always be people criticizing any and everybody, especall in politics. The question is what topics is the velt  discussing,  on a nationwide level. What is the media saying. What are the cover stories.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #795 on: July 19, 2016, 02:09:44 PM »
And Melania plagiarizes Michelle,  just when you thought we've seen the worst
Did they really expect a Russian prostitute to hire her own speech writer? Memorizing the words in English was hard enough. The Trump campaign is not exactly known for their erudition or intelligence.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #796 on: July 19, 2016, 02:10:00 PM »
http://www.businessinsider.com/drudge-report-trump-2016-7
A few times in the article he talks about all of Trump's scandels. Any clue which scandels he's referring to? The only possible scandal that I could think of is Trump University. Are there others that I missed?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #797 on: July 19, 2016, 02:11:40 PM »
A few times in the article he talks about all of Trump's scandels. Any clue which scandels he's referring to? The only possible scandal that I could think of is Trump University. Are there others that I missed?

All his overtly racist stuff.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #798 on: July 19, 2016, 02:19:34 PM »
Did they really expect a Russian prostitute to hire her own speech writer? Memorizing the words in English was hard enough. The Trump campaign is not exactly known for their erudition or intelligence.
Why the hyperbole?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #799 on: July 19, 2016, 02:35:44 PM »
Unbelievable.

I have to assume that this was done intentionally for some crazy Trumpish reason.
If i were trump i would have no qualms about having my wife's speech sabotaged for the sake of taking attention off the real issues. especially if i married her for the looks