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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3853740 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7900 on: November 14, 2016, 01:09:27 PM »
Quote from: zale on November 14, 2016, 12:48:09 PM
he said in private.

So, admitting to sexual assault - in a workplace setting with mics and cameras everywhere no less - is ok.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7901 on: November 14, 2016, 01:09:52 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 14, 2016, 12:33:03 PM
Thank you. Finally. I will neeed to read through these links. The WaPo article looks like a very interesting read either way.

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2016/11/11/over-200-incidents-hateful-harassment-and-intimidation-election-day
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7902 on: November 14, 2016, 01:15:26 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on November 14, 2016, 01:09:27 PM
So, admitting to sexual assault - in a workplace setting with mics and cameras everywhere no less - is ok.
"They let you do it" + liberal media spin + CD = Sexual Assault.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7903 on: November 14, 2016, 01:19:32 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 14, 2016, 01:15:26 PM
"They let you do it" + liberal media spin + CD = Sexual Assault.

Bill Cosby said the same thing. They LET you do it!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7904 on: November 14, 2016, 01:20:50 PM »
Everyone crying over Breitbart's Steve Bannon were all OK with the biggest racist in the country, Al Sharpton, advising Obama.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7905 on: November 14, 2016, 01:21:03 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on November 14, 2016, 01:09:27 PM
So, admitting to sexual assault - in a workplace setting with mics and cameras everywhere no less - is ok.
You misunderstood. He said it in private so as long as he does it in private and nobody knows it is OK.

Let me give you an example. Lets say he walks by a dressing room of a half naked teenager getting ready for a beauty pageant. He walks in and closes the door behind him so nobody can see what is going on. So he grabs her by the you know what. What's the big deal? What does that have to do with him governing this country?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7906 on: November 14, 2016, 01:22:10 PM »
Quote from: cf on November 14, 2016, 01:20:50 PM
Everyone crying over Breitbart's Steve Bannon were all OK with the biggest racist in the country, Al Sharpton, advising Obama.
What cabinet post does he have again? Do you make this stuff up yourself or do you have help?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7907 on: November 14, 2016, 01:23:21 PM »
Quote from: cf on November 14, 2016, 01:20:50 PM
Everyone crying over Breitbart's Steve Bannon were all OK with the biggest racist in the country, Al Sharpton, advising Obama.
Sharpton had a job in the Obama administration? I never heard that. Sounds made up.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7908 on: November 14, 2016, 01:24:28 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 14, 2016, 01:23:21 PM
Sharpton had a job in the Obama administration? I never heard that. Sounds made up.
Please stop and just accept everything pro-Trump as fact.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7909 on: November 14, 2016, 01:25:06 PM »
Ok all. I think everybody get the point. Now let's see what happens over the next few months/years.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7910 on: November 14, 2016, 01:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on November 14, 2016, 01:25:06 PM
Ok all. I think everybody get the point.
I don't think they do.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7911 on: November 14, 2016, 01:26:31 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 14, 2016, 01:22:10 PM
What cabinet post does he have again? Do you make this stuff up yourself or do you have help?
The point is that Obama was surrounded with extremists.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7912 on: November 14, 2016, 01:32:19 PM »
Quote from: cf on November 14, 2016, 01:26:31 PM
The point is that Obama was surrounded with extremists.
Now you have a valid point. I guess your talking about David Axelrod? Good thing he isn't a Jew.

David M. Axelrod is an American political operative and political analyst, best known as the Chief Strategist for Barack Obama's presidential campaigns. After Obama's election, Axelrod was appointed as Senior Advisor to the President. Axelrod left the White House position in early 2011 and became the Senior Strategist for Obama's successful re-election campaign in 2012. He currently serves as the director of the non-partisan Institute of Politics at the University of Chicago and is a Senior Political Commentator for CNN.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7913 on: November 14, 2016, 01:34:50 PM »
Quote from: cf on November 14, 2016, 01:26:31 PM
The point is that Obama was surrounded with extremists.
It is worse-.-Obama associated with them so he must be an extremist too.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7914 on: November 14, 2016, 01:39:32 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 14, 2016, 01:34:50 PM
It is worse-.-Obama associated with them so he must be an extremist too.
Lets get real here, Hussein. What more do we need to know?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7915 on: November 14, 2016, 01:58:49 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 14, 2016, 01:32:19 PM
Now you have a valid point. I guess your talking about David Axelrod? Good thing he isn't a Jew.

David M. Axelrod is an American political operative and political analyst, best known as the Chief Strategist for Barack Obama's presidential campaigns. After Obama's election, Axelrod was appointed as Senior Advisor to the President. Axelrod left the White House position in early 2011 and became the Senior Strategist for Obama's successful re-election campaign in 2012. He currently serves as the director of the non-partisan Institute of Politics at the University of Chicago and is a Senior Political Commentator for CNN.


ROFL

He's a distant relative of mine btw.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7916 on: November 14, 2016, 02:05:46 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on November 14, 2016, 01:58:49 PM
He's a distant relative of mine btw.
Now we have extremist of DDF. What's next?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7917 on: November 14, 2016, 02:11:05 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 14, 2016, 02:05:46 PM
Now we have extremist of DDF. What's next?
A Hilary voter?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7918 on: November 14, 2016, 02:56:10 PM »
NEW YORK: NYC Mayor de Blasio in an interview today urged all Americans to continue protesting President-elect Donald Trump.

Is he out if his mind! He wants someone to get killed?!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7919 on: November 14, 2016, 02:57:43 PM »
Quote from: yakov116 on November 14, 2016, 02:56:10 PM
NEW YORK: NYC Mayor de Blasio in an interview today urged all Americans to continue protesting President-elect Donald Trump.

Is he out if his mind! He wants someone to get killed?!
Now, if only someone could pull of an upset like DJT did on the national level, and help us get rid of this commie in Gracie Mansion...
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