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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1311423 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7950 on: November 15, 2016, 07:31:54 AM »
How the media got Trump elected

Article from 2008
Link to the original Taranto editorial?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7951 on: November 15, 2016, 08:07:05 AM »
More than half of arrested anti-Trump protesters didn't vote in Oregon.

This means most people were either paid protestors or hypocritical liberal crybabies.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7952 on: November 15, 2016, 08:20:04 AM »
More than half of arrested anti-Trump protesters didn't vote in Oregon.

This means either most people were either paid protestors or hypocritical liberal crybabies.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7953 on: November 15, 2016, 08:45:02 AM »
Link to the original Taranto editorial?
You'll need to Google it
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« Reply #7955 on: November 15, 2016, 09:39:54 AM »







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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7959 on: November 15, 2016, 10:08:58 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7961 on: November 15, 2016, 10:50:04 AM »
had police not stepped in the guy would have been lynched
If it was the other way around the protester would have been arrested. Sick country we live in.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7962 on: November 15, 2016, 11:00:57 AM »
LOL! But a white guy with a bullhorn and a keffiyah really is an idiot!

It is NOT a keffiyah. It is a vintage, artisanal, hand-crafted, holistic, organic, micro-scarf.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7963 on: November 15, 2016, 11:04:05 AM »
It is NOT a keffiyah. It is a vintage, artisanal, hand-crafted, holistic, organic, micro-scarf.

Then he REALLY needed to be pushed down an escalator.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7964 on: November 15, 2016, 11:05:42 AM »
Then he REALLY needed to be pushed down an escalator.
No pushing down! Only gentle gravitational informing
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