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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1054795 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7980 on: November 15, 2016, 02:21:01 PM »
Exactly but don't worry cause JTZ didn't vote for either.
Dad why did you vote for Jeffrey Dahmer? Because he wasn't as bad as John Wayne Gacy.  ::)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7981 on: November 15, 2016, 02:28:46 PM »
Why was that never a concern under Hillary ?

Do you want to have scandals, or do you want to avoid them? You want a Saudi lobbyist as SoS?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7982 on: November 15, 2016, 02:33:40 PM »
Was pulled over by a cop this morning. I ask the officer what the problem was. He said I was speeding doing 73 in 55 zone. I said Hillary goes 80 in a 55 zone and she doesn't get a ticket. Why is that? He couldn't answer the question but still gave me the ticket.
The speed zone was not marked 55 at the time.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7983 on: November 15, 2016, 02:37:59 PM »
This thread is lame. Somebody posted a video this morning of a white guy in a keffiyah getting pushed down an escalator. Can't we all just agree that's hilarious? That's all I want to talk about.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7984 on: November 15, 2016, 02:45:08 PM »
This thread is lame. Somebody posted a video this morning of a white guy in a keffiyah getting pushed down an escalator. Can't we all just agree that's hilarious? That's all I want to talk about.
You don't want to talk about what happens when Trump wants to renegotiate the lease for the DC hotel? The only person in the room will be him.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7985 on: November 15, 2016, 02:48:34 PM »
You don't want to talk about what happens when Trump wants to renegotiate the lease for the DC hotel? The only person in the room will be him.  :)
If he benefits himself by overall making America great again I'm fine with him helping himself along the way.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7986 on: November 15, 2016, 02:53:36 PM »
If he benefits himself...
Lets stop on something we agree on.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7987 on: November 15, 2016, 02:59:12 PM »
Was pulled over by a cop this morning. I ask the officer what the problem was. He said I was speeding doing 73 in 55 zone. I said Hillary goes 80 in a 55 zone and she doesn't get a ticket. Why is that? He couldn't answer the question but still gave me the ticket.
Its obviously no conflict of interest. EOS

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7988 on: November 15, 2016, 03:09:41 PM »
So much for loyalty. Chris Christie is plutonium. Did he really think Trump was going to forget he put a relative in jail?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7989 on: November 15, 2016, 03:24:41 PM »
I am sure Trump will back this 100%.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/democrat-introducing-bill-to-abolish-electoral-college/ar-AAkkFUW?li=BBnb7Kz

"In my lifetime, I have seen two elections where the winner of the general election did not win the popular vote," Boxer said in a statement. "In 2012, Donald Trump tweeted, 'The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy. I couldn't agree more. One person, one vote!"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7990 on: November 15, 2016, 03:37:14 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7991 on: November 15, 2016, 03:37:29 PM »
So much for loyalty. Chris Christie is plutonium. Did he really think Trump was going to forget he put a relative in jail?
Trump couldn't care less about that. He did it because Jared would've never forgived Trump.
When somebody thanks you for a favor you've done, respond "my pleasure", not "no problem".

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7992 on: November 15, 2016, 03:40:36 PM »
Trump couldn't care less about that. He did it because Jared would've never forgived Trump.
Christie's career is over. Fork

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7993 on: November 15, 2016, 03:41:40 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7994 on: November 15, 2016, 03:47:54 PM »
Christie's career is over. Fork
It was over a while ago.