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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1083070 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7995 on: November 15, 2016, 04:03:48 PM »
So much for loyalty. Chris Christie is plutonium. Did he really think Trump was going to forget he put a relative in jail?
Loyalty only goes so far, at least he has the backbone to cut ties with people he finds deplorable.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7998 on: November 15, 2016, 05:29:55 PM »
And Hillary crushed Trump there this year.

http://boe.cuyahogacounty.us/pdf_boe/en-US/electionresults2016/112016/11082016UnofficialResultsbyPrecinctsTotal.HTM
Makes sense. Almost none of my friends I spoke to were voting for him.
Have the numbers for the Senate race?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7999 on: November 15, 2016, 05:33:49 PM »
Makes sense. Almost none of my friends I spoke to were voting for him.
Have the numbers for the Senate race?

Same link. Portman easily won it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8000 on: November 15, 2016, 05:35:26 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8001 on: November 15, 2016, 08:58:44 PM »
So much for loyalty. Chris Christie is plutonium. Did he really think Trump was going to forget he put a relative in jail?
Wasn't it Christie who was disloyal to Trump?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8002 on: November 15, 2016, 08:59:15 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8003 on: November 15, 2016, 09:24:06 PM »
Guys, I saw a video this morning of Waldo or Freddy Kruger pushing a white guy in a keffiyah down the stairs. It's probably the funniest video I've seen in years. Why are we not talking about that?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8004 on: November 15, 2016, 09:41:37 PM »
Wasn't it Christie who was disloyal to Trump?
Did I miss something with Christi? What happened other then him getting demoted

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8005 on: November 15, 2016, 09:57:20 PM »
Guys, I saw a video this morning of Waldo or Freddy Kruger pushing a white guy in a keffiyah down the stairs. It's probably the funniest video I've seen in years. Why are we not talking about that?
Repost...except that last time it was an escalator

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8006 on: November 15, 2016, 10:15:30 PM »
Repost...except that last time it was an escalator

I watched it a bunch more times and realized that in my mind I had turned it into an escalator. Then I realized that it wasn't moving. It was just stairs.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8007 on: November 15, 2016, 10:28:15 PM »
Did I miss something with Christi? What happened other then him getting demoted
He abandoned Trump after Billy Bush tapes.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8008 on: November 15, 2016, 10:52:44 PM »
Quote from: Baruch on Today at 03:37:29 PM
Trump couldn't care less about that.
Quote from: JTZ on Today at 03:09:41 PM
So much for loyalty.

He's more loyal to his family than his friends. So am I. Aren't you?
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