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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1080094 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8010 on: November 15, 2016, 11:18:08 PM »
If you focus on being a boss, you will never be a leader. Leaders lead people to growth and improvement.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8011 on: November 16, 2016, 12:07:09 AM »
@aygart, I think you'll like this
When somebody thanks you for a favor you've done, respond "my pleasure", not "no problem".

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8012 on: November 16, 2016, 12:23:49 AM »
Was this posted?
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/headlines-breaking-stories/439173/open-letter-from-trumps-orthodox-jewish-son-in-law-jared-kushner-trump-is-not-an-anti-semite.html
Did you read Dana Schwartz's letter to him that prompted that response? Did you read her response?

Hint: he doesn't answer any of her concerns.
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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8014 on: November 16, 2016, 01:26:50 AM »
JTZ When did you stop beating women?

A lie travels halfway 'round the world before the truth can put on its shoes.

"You're a racist!"
"No I'm not." 
"Prove to me that you're not a racist!"

The media is responsible for putting the onus on Trump to prove he's not a racist, where as you can see, the accusation is loaded and can never be proven wrong.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8015 on: November 16, 2016, 01:32:24 AM »
When your son-in-law has to defend you look out you have big problems.

Can you imagine Hitler (literally Donald Trump) having a Jewish son in law?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8016 on: November 16, 2016, 03:47:32 AM »
Can you imagine Hitler (literally Donald Trump) having a Jewish son in law?
I'm quite sure both of his daughters in law are Jewish. Literally all of his grandchildren are Jewish.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8017 on: November 16, 2016, 04:33:03 AM »
Did you read Dana Schwartz's letter to him that prompted that response? Did you read her response?

Hint: he doesn't answer any of her concerns.

Just read it. The good news is, he didn't have to address her concerns because she didn't articulate any.

Most of her letter focuses on Trump seeming to be anti-semitic, but even she admits that she doesn't think he really is.

Then she blames Trump for the actions of his supporters who attacked her "in his name," as if he's some sort of diety.

Even though that's an irrational argument, Jared does a good job addressing it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8019 on: November 16, 2016, 04:42:45 AM »
Just read it. The good news is, he didn't have to address her concerns because she didn't articulate any.

Most of her letter focuses on Trump seeming to be anti-semitic, but even she admits that she doesn't think he really is.

Then she blames Trump for the actions of his supporters who attacked her "in his name," as if he's some sort of diety.

Even though that's an irrational argument, Jared does a good job addressing it.

IIRC her main concern was that he didn't take the anti-Semitic imagery seriously enough, indicating he was oblivious, or indifferent.  She thought it was unlikely he was oblivious.

Jareds letter doesn't seem to address that concern.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8020 on: November 16, 2016, 05:43:28 AM »
JTZ When did you stop beating women?
I never started. Do you have tweets that show differently?
I am really surprise how someone can defend this guy after everything he has said over the past year.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8021 on: November 16, 2016, 05:47:31 AM »
Jareds letter doesn't seem to address that concern.
The same way when I ask about his discussing comments about women. Some things there is no defense for.

This sums it up:
Oh, please. And BTW...You don't have to answer every argument. It weakens your position.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2016, 06:43:09 AM by JTZ »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8022 on: November 16, 2016, 07:01:03 AM »
http://amgreatness.com/2016/11/13/dear-repentant-nevertrumpers-no-one-else-could-have-won/

The thing is that it's not true. Rubio actually consistently led Clinton in the polls. Ditto with Kasich. The coalitions would have been different.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8023 on: November 16, 2016, 07:06:12 AM »
I would love to see a poll about how many R's and D's just didn't vote because of the candidates we had to choose from.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8024 on: November 16, 2016, 08:04:02 AM »


I am really surprise how someone can defend this guy after everything he has said over the past year.

Which things?

(this gives me pleasure)
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