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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1089209 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8025 on: November 16, 2016, 08:23:41 AM »
I would love to see a poll about how many R's and D's just didn't vote because of the candidates we had to choose from.
Pick me!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8026 on: November 16, 2016, 09:05:27 AM »
I would love to see a poll about how many R's and D's just didn't vote because of the candidates we had to choose from.
How about a poll about how many people voted because of all if the media attention, and because of the candidates they wanted to vote against?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8027 on: November 16, 2016, 09:10:33 AM »
Please, NO MORE PRESIDENTIAL POLLS for the next few years. I'm begging you. I'm eating polls, I'm sleeping polls.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8028 on: November 16, 2016, 09:29:05 AM »
Please, NO MORE PRESIDENTIAL POLLS for the next few years. I'm begging you. I'm eating polls, I'm sleeping polls.
Let's take a poll about who wants to stop with the polls.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8029 on: November 16, 2016, 09:30:24 AM »
Please, NO MORE PRESIDENTIAL POLLS for the next few years. I'm begging you. I'm eating polls, I'm sleeping polls.
According to the latest poll 99% of people are sick of hearing about polls.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8030 on: November 16, 2016, 09:31:12 AM »
How about a poll about how many people voted because of all if the media attention, and because of the candidates they wanted to vote against?
No such thing as a negative vote.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8031 on: November 16, 2016, 09:32:32 AM »
According to the latest poll 99% of people are sick of hearing about polls.
...and I guess you believe the polls.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8032 on: November 16, 2016, 09:36:54 AM »
...and I guess you believe the polls.
I unskew them first
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8033 on: November 16, 2016, 09:43:10 AM »
This might be a fun and helpful exercise to help us all to discern fact from fiction, and reality with our skewed sense of it.

Here is my perception of Fact, Fiction and Unconfirmed. See which things you would move to which category.

Things Trump actually said and did:
- Promised to build a wall at the border with Mexico.
- Promised to deport illegal immigrants.
- Promised to ban Muslims from entering the country.
- Called Rosie O'Donnell a fat pig.
- Said John McCain is not a hero.
- Spoke about women with Billy Bush in an objectifying manner.

Things Trump did not say, or which were misconstrued or taken out of context (special danger of cognitive dissonance in this category):
- Called all Mexicans rapists.
- Called all Mexicans bad hombres.
- Attacked a gold star family.
- Commented on a female's menstrual cycle.
- Accepted the endorsement of white supremacists.
- Recommended to his Twitter followers that they view a sex tape.
- Encouraged Russia to hack government emails.
- Admitted to sexually assaulting women.
- Said Carly Fiorina can't be president because she's a woman.
- Said Obama is not a natural born citizen because he's black.
- Committed tax evasion.

Thinks which are unconfirmed (special danger of confirmation bias in this category):
- Touched women without permission (express or implied).
- Called Muchato Miss Piggy and Miss Housekeeping.
- Tweeted an anti-Hillary ad that was meant to connect her to controlling Jews.

Please add to wiki. Let me know if I missed any.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8034 on: November 16, 2016, 09:54:10 AM »


Things Trump did not say, or which were misconstrued or taken out of context (special danger of cognitive dissonance in this category):

- Recommended to his Twitter followers that they view a sex tape.

@realDonaldTrump
Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8035 on: November 16, 2016, 09:55:31 AM »
Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?
Did you watch the sex tape?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8036 on: November 16, 2016, 09:56:56 AM »
This might be a fun and helpful exercise to help us all to discern fact from fiction, and reality with our skewed sense of it.

Here is my perception of Fact, Fiction and Unconfirmed. See which things you would move to which category.

Things Trump actually said and did:

- Spoke about women with Billy Bush in an objectifying manner.

Said he kisses and gropes them without asking.

Trump:  I just start kissing them. Itís like a magnet. Just kiss. I donít even wait. And when youíre a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Bush: Whatever you want.

Trump: Grab íem by the xxxxx. You can do anything.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8037 on: November 16, 2016, 09:57:21 AM »
Did you watch the sex tape?
my filter didn't let  ;D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8038 on: November 16, 2016, 09:58:28 AM »
my filter didn't let  ;D
You didn't miss anything. You will see more at the beach.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8039 on: November 16, 2016, 10:00:19 AM »
This might be a fun and helpful exercise to help us all to discern fact from fiction, and reality with our skewed sense of it.

Here is my perception of Fact, Fiction and Unconfirmed. See which things you would move to which category.

Things Trump actually said and did:
- Promised to build a wall at the border with Mexico.
- Promised to deport illegal immigrants.
- Promised to ban Muslims from entering the country.
- Called Rosie O'Donnell a fat pig.
- Said John McCain is not a hero.
- Spoke about women with Billy Bush in an objectifying manner.


You can add, that he compared his sacrifice of building a great business, to a fallen soldier's parents' sacrifice.
When somebody thanks you for a favor you've done, respond "my pleasure", not "no problem".