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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1084350 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8130 on: November 17, 2016, 12:12:47 AM »
I suppose one way of vetting candidates is to leak a name and let everyone else do the vetting for you.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8131 on: November 17, 2016, 12:35:11 AM »
http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/commentary-dear-daughter-hillary-clintons-failure-is-a-great-lesson-for-you/
He left out the part on how some men will see it as OK to grab his daughter by the you know what. Or if she is overweight to call her a pig or slob.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8132 on: November 17, 2016, 09:10:36 AM »
I'm quite sure both of his daughters in law are Jewish. Literally all of his grandchildren are Jewish.

No & no

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8133 on: November 17, 2016, 09:18:48 AM »
So I watched Dershowitz on whether or not Bannon is an anti-Semite.

Best line of the interview: "There's so much anti-Semtisim growing among the hard right that they're ALMOST catching up with the hard left."

Worst line: "Al Sharpton is a good guy. I like him. He's my friend." Booooo!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8134 on: November 17, 2016, 09:49:10 AM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8135 on: November 17, 2016, 09:59:45 AM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8136 on: November 17, 2016, 10:01:35 AM »



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8137 on: November 17, 2016, 11:13:57 AM »
Funny how suddenly the Palestinian loving left is so concerned with antisemitism ...  :)
Trump is most likely the least anti semitic president that the US ever had. Actions speak loudest, and all his kids are either married to jews or dating jews. One of his kids even converted to Judaism with his blessing ...

Oh wait Bannons ex-wife claimed he's a antisemite so it MUST be true...  :D

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8138 on: November 17, 2016, 11:34:49 AM »
No & no

http://ethnicelebs.com/lara-trump

http://ethnicelebs.com/vanessa-trump
Why on earth did Lara get married under a chuppah?

I guess Vanessa is Jewishish.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8139 on: November 17, 2016, 11:41:18 AM »
Why on earth did Lara get married under a chuppah?

I guess Vanessa is Jewishish.
Answer: it wasn't really a chuppah.

https://www.jewishtampa.com/jews-in-the-news/jews-in-the-news-elizabeth-banks

Write first assumes she cannot have been Jewish because they were "married" by a "civilian" rather than a rabbi.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8140 on: November 17, 2016, 12:09:24 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8141 on: November 17, 2016, 12:18:58 PM »
Live forever or die trying.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8142 on: November 17, 2016, 12:29:50 PM »


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8143 on: November 17, 2016, 12:38:59 PM »
Timeline of NYT headlines on election night.
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CxZ_aqaVQAAGNAd.mp4
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8144 on: November 17, 2016, 12:42:31 PM »
Wow I did not expect this twist.

You won't believe me, but I totally expected this twist. I even wanted to say it but I was afraid it would seem like I am making fun of him. It was a trademark aspy meltdown.