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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1081168 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8160 on: November 17, 2016, 04:38:48 PM »
Mitt Romney now in the mix according to CNN. Meeting with Trump today.

He is such a misogynist with binders full of women. He also once looked to the side as a Jew came into the room so he must be an anti-Semite too. One time David Duke was in the same city as him for a few minutes so he is always OPENLY pandering to the KKK.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8161 on: November 17, 2016, 04:42:27 PM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8162 on: November 17, 2016, 04:49:08 PM »
Please excuse me if this is a repost, after the election I stopped reading every reply to this thread, but this picture is just too true, not to share


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8163 on: November 17, 2016, 05:27:14 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8164 on: November 17, 2016, 06:39:39 PM »
Obama is a world class hypocrite. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/obama-merkel-issue-joint-rebuttal-to-the-coming-era-of-donald-trump/2016/11/17/3dfbb632-ac1c-11e6-8f19-21a1c65d2043_story.html

Don't take democracy for granted? Somehow the system that got Obama - an inexperienced nobody with an odd background - elected is in jeopardy because now it got Trump elected? Puhleese. That is democracy in its very essence.

Don't cut expedient deals with Russia that could leave smaller nations vulnerable and cause long term problems? Why didn't he tell himself this when Iran was on the table?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8165 on: November 17, 2016, 08:14:56 PM »
Did you read the article? It does not say that.

Either way I don't like Flynn's appointment, but better than a president who was directly on the payroll of many shady governments.

Conflicting reports.

https://mobile.twitter.com/GMA/status/799097220087840768
Now it's official

http://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/trailguide/la-na-trailguide-updates-trump-offers-retired-lt-gen-michael-1479429467-htmlstory.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8166 on: November 17, 2016, 08:22:08 PM »
Impressive from a kumbaya standpoint, but devastating to parve cholent haters
+10000 (despite the fact that DW makes the best parve cholent).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8167 on: November 17, 2016, 08:29:43 PM »
+10000 (despite the fact that DW makes the best parve cholent).
the soft bigotry of low expectations
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8168 on: November 17, 2016, 08:54:53 PM »
the soft bigotry of low expectations

Does that refer to the fact that Russian chasidim don't even make good fleishigger cholent?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8169 on: November 17, 2016, 08:56:01 PM »
Does that refer to the fact that Russian chasidim don't even make good fleishigger cholent?
Speak for yourself, amigosky

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8170 on: November 17, 2016, 09:26:35 PM »
+10000 (despite the fact that DW makes the best parve cholent).

Feel free to interchange parve cholent with vegetable lasagna then  ;D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8171 on: November 17, 2016, 09:42:49 PM »
Speak for yourself, amigosky

TimT, don't tell me you're "one of us."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8172 on: November 17, 2016, 09:50:06 PM »
Wouldn't Romney be a hypocrite to work for a "phony" & a "fraud" ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8173 on: November 17, 2016, 10:06:15 PM »
Wouldn't Romney be a hypocrite to work for a "phony" & a "fraud" ?

Yes. Basically, by making nice with his former naysayers, Trump is exposing that nobody really means anything they say.

That's taking cynicism to a genius level.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8174 on: November 17, 2016, 10:28:22 PM »
Yes. Basically, by making nice with his former naysayers, Trump is exposing that nobody really means anything they say.

That's taking cynicism to a genius level.
... While he goes ahead and hires them?