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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3860889 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8260 on: November 20, 2016, 11:20:30 AM »
is it possible that trump wont be pres? i heard that they are trying to convince the electors to vote for someone else
I'd expect to hear a question like that from an Israeli boy, not an American.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8261 on: November 20, 2016, 11:21:55 AM »
I'd expect to hear a question like that from an Israeli boy, not an American.
thats me! ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8263 on: November 20, 2016, 11:52:15 AM »
I understand where you are coming from. When some feel the AG nominee will not protect all people that should be a serious discussion.

That's exactly the problem when you label everyone racist.
The left is the boy who cried wolf too many times.
Will the AG be bad?

Possibly, but can he be worse than any of these tyrants?
https://imgur.com/a/7dJtX  (Vulgar language warning)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8264 on: November 20, 2016, 11:56:01 AM »
That's exactly the problem when you label everyone racist.
Who is this "you" that you keep referring to?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8265 on: November 20, 2016, 11:56:44 AM »
Who is this "you" that you keep referring to?
H
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Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8266 on: November 20, 2016, 11:56:50 AM »
Who is this "you" that you keep referring to?

Not literally you
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8267 on: November 20, 2016, 11:58:42 AM »
Not literally you
I guess you mean the left then. I don't care what the left or right has to say. What I care about is positions and comments he has made in the past.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8268 on: November 20, 2016, 12:05:20 PM »
I guess you mean the left then. I don't care what the left or right has to say. What I care about is positions and comments he has made in the past.
Such as?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8269 on: November 20, 2016, 12:08:34 PM »
I guess you mean the left then. I don't care what the left or right has to say. What I care about is positions and comments he has made in the past.
Is there anyone around who hasn't said something questionable in their entire lifetime ? (Hot mic, to a future ex, etc)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8270 on: November 20, 2016, 12:13:43 PM »
Such as?
GIFY
On Dec. 10, 2015, Sessions  broke with most of his Republican Senate Judiciary Committee colleagues to vote against an amendment stating that the Senate would not create policies that discriminate based on religion. Of the committee’s 11 Republicans, 7––including John Cornyn, Chuck Grassley, and Mike Lee––voted for the amendment offer by Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy. But Sessions, joined by Ted Cruz and two other Republicans, voted against it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8271 on: November 20, 2016, 12:15:07 PM »
Is there anyone around who hasn't said something questionable in their entire lifetime ? (Hot mic, to a future ex, etc)
GIYF - Look at positions he has taken in the past. Please don't give me the looker room banter speech.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8272 on: November 20, 2016, 12:23:58 PM »
GIYF - Look at positions he has taken in the past. Please don't give me the looker room banter speech.
meh, weak

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8273 on: November 20, 2016, 12:30:11 PM »
meh, weak
That's your come back? That is one hell of defense for him. I thought maybe you were going to say he made a mistake trying to prosecute Albert Turner. Or that his position on the 1965 voting rights act was misunderstood.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8274 on: November 20, 2016, 12:32:55 PM »
GIFY
On Dec. 10, 2015, Sessions  broke with most of his Republican Senate Judiciary Committee colleagues to vote against an amendment stating that the Senate would not create policies that discriminate based on religion. Of the committee’s 11 Republicans, 7––including John Cornyn, Chuck Grassley, and Mike Lee––voted for the amendment offer by Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy. But Sessions, joined by Ted Cruz and two other Republicans, voted against it.

So now Ted Cruz is a racist too.
Or maybe there are valid reasons for voting against, like not being so quick to accept Muslims in the country.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8275 on: November 20, 2016, 12:41:12 PM »
That's your come back? That is one hell of defense for him. I thought maybe you were going to say he made a mistake trying to prosecute Albert Turner. Or that his position on the 1965 voting rights act was misunderstood.
I would put in more time for an answer but you're the DA. ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8276 on: November 20, 2016, 12:47:01 PM »
DJT was legally elected president. Period.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8277 on: November 20, 2016, 12:50:12 PM »
I would put in more time for an answer but you're the DA. ;)
...but you are the search expert so I know you have been checking him out.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8278 on: November 20, 2016, 12:51:03 PM »
That's your come back? That is one hell of defense for him. I thought maybe you were going to say he made a mistake trying to prosecute Albert Turner. Or that his position on the 1965 voting rights act was misunderstood.
Why do you feel that his prosecution of Turner reflects badly upon him?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8279 on: November 20, 2016, 12:51:29 PM »
DJT was legally elected president. Period.
and therefore?
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