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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3857713 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8280 on: November 20, 2016, 12:51:53 PM »
DJT was legally elected president.
Is someone saying he wasn't?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8281 on: November 20, 2016, 12:52:12 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8282 on: November 20, 2016, 12:53:09 PM »
Water is wet.  :)
Fine I can accept that one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8283 on: November 20, 2016, 12:54:07 PM »
Fine I can accept that one.
I hope you accept the first one also.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8284 on: November 20, 2016, 12:54:49 PM »
...but you are the search expert so I know you have been checking him out.  :)
He's ok

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8285 on: November 20, 2016, 12:56:05 PM »
I hope you accept the first one also.
Only with facts to back it up.
Why do you feel that his prosecution of Turner reflects badly upon him?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8286 on: November 20, 2016, 12:57:01 PM »
He's ok
Now that is troubling. I sure hope your search talents failed you on this one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8287 on: November 20, 2016, 12:57:57 PM »
Why do you feel that his prosecution of Turner reflects badly upon him?
It was bogus charges.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8288 on: November 20, 2016, 12:59:17 PM »
Now that is troubling. I sure hope your search talents failed you on this one.
We still talking about Sessions ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8289 on: November 20, 2016, 01:00:09 PM »
It was bogus charges.
Why do you say that?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8290 on: November 20, 2016, 01:09:04 PM »
We still talking about Sessions ?
AFAIK
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8291 on: November 20, 2016, 01:10:08 PM »
Why do you say that?
Did you research the case at all or are you just going to keep asking questions?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8292 on: November 20, 2016, 02:06:14 PM »
Did you research the case at all or are you just going to keep asking questions?
False dilemma
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8293 on: November 20, 2016, 02:32:18 PM »
False dilemma
I will take that as a no.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8294 on: November 20, 2016, 02:39:12 PM »
I will take that as a no.
What makes you think that I will stop asking questions?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8295 on: November 20, 2016, 02:42:01 PM »
What makes you think that I will stop asking questions?
Your not and the no was for the research. I know now just not to not answer them anymore.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8296 on: November 20, 2016, 03:06:19 PM »
Your not and the no was for the research. I know now just not to not answer them anymore.  :P
You can take it as you wish, but I did not mean it as a no for either. I have seen the claim that it was a trumped up prosecution but could not find that backed up by hard facts even on the liberal sites. Some comments attributed to him are disturbing but denied by him.

See here for a different take on his record
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/227464/court-sessions-mark-hemingway

One interesting thing I noticed is how all the liberal sites are invariably calling him Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8297 on: November 20, 2016, 03:09:13 PM »

One interesting thing I noticed is how all the liberal sites are invariably calling him Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

Oh, so calling people by their middle name isn't racist anymore? Good to know.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8298 on: November 20, 2016, 03:15:59 PM »
One of the racist claims against sessions is that he supposedly called a black member of his staff "boy" and told him to be careful how he speaks to "white folks." Sessions says he does not remember calling him boy but as for the "white folks" comment, he says he told the guy, "be careful how you speak to folks."

I don't know whether he's lying or not, but I do know that it is possible to say something innocent and be perceived as a jerk.

Like, the "boy" thing. Did he say, "Watch ya mouth, boy!" or did he say, "Boy, these hot wings sure are spicy. I can't finish them."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8299 on: November 20, 2016, 03:22:10 PM »
One of the racist claims against sessions is that he supposedly called a black member of his staff "boy" and told him to be careful how he speaks to "white folks." Sessions says he does not remember calling him boy but as for the "white folks" comment, he says he told the guy, "be careful how you speak to folks."

I don't know whether he's lying or not, but I do know that it is possible to say something innocent and be perceived as a jerk.

Like, the "boy" thing. Did he say, "Watch ya mouth, boy!" or did he say, "Boy, these hot wings sure are spicy. I can't finish them."
Is there something about the term "boy" that has to do with skin color? I saw that and cannot figure out how it is racist unless it is just talking down to him which would then need to be something he did not do to whites for it to be racist.
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