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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8320 on: November 20, 2016, 05:47:41 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 20, 2016, 05:30:22 PM
It is close to 25 years. It is probably never coming back.

Trump is a whole different category. He cannot even be compared to any of the others.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8321 on: November 20, 2016, 05:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 20, 2016, 05:47:41 PM
Trump is a whole different category. He cannot even be compared to any of the others.
Give him a chance in office.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8322 on: November 20, 2016, 06:22:18 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 20, 2016, 05:30:22 PM
It is close to 25 years. It is probably never coming back.
The country is different.

20 years ago DOMA was enacted.

Now we have a supreme court that says that same sex marriage is protected by the Constitution.
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I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8323 on: November 20, 2016, 06:48:38 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 20, 2016, 12:13:43 PM
GIFY
On Dec. 10, 2015, Sessions  broke with most of his Republican Senate Judiciary Committee colleagues to vote against an amendment stating that the Senate would not create policies that discriminate based on religion. Of the committee’s 11 Republicans, 7––including John Cornyn, Chuck Grassley, and Mike Lee––voted for the amendment offer by Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy. But Sessions, joined by Ted Cruz and two other Republicans, voted against it.
So Cruz is also racist? Or perhaps there's a policy reason...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8324 on: November 20, 2016, 06:50:55 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on November 20, 2016, 06:48:38 PM
So Cruz is also racist? Or perhaps there's a policy reason...
Stop looking at things in a vacuum. You need to look at his whole record not jus one incident.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8325 on: November 20, 2016, 06:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 20, 2016, 05:28:57 PM
Yeah it's pretty surreal. Will dignity and prestige ever be returned to the office of president after this?
That was permanently lost and desecrated with the current guy occupying the oval
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8326 on: November 20, 2016, 06:57:59 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on November 20, 2016, 06:55:43 PM
That was permanently lost and desecrated with the current guy occupying the oval
:o
WJC?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8327 on: November 20, 2016, 06:58:16 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on November 20, 2016, 06:55:43 PM
That was permanently lost and desecrated with the current guy occupying the oval
You can disagree with his policies but this is the most class we have had in the white house in a long time.
I am sure most racist feel the same as you.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8328 on: November 20, 2016, 06:59:38 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 20, 2016, 06:50:55 PM
Stop looking at things in a vacuum. You need to look at his whole record not jus one incident.
That was the example you gave me!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8329 on: November 20, 2016, 07:00:35 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 20, 2016, 06:58:16 PM
You can disagree with his policies but this is the most class we have had in the white house in a long time.
I am sure most racist feel the same as you.
I agree. Obama has been classy, even if a poorly performing president.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8330 on: November 20, 2016, 07:01:08 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on November 20, 2016, 06:59:38 PM
That was the example you gave me!
So you assumed there was only one? Have you read any other posts in this thread?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8331 on: November 20, 2016, 07:01:33 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 20, 2016, 06:58:16 PM
this is the most class we have had in the white house in a long time.

+1

(and I may be a racist)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8332 on: November 20, 2016, 07:02:25 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 20, 2016, 07:01:08 PM
So you assumed there was only one? Have you read an other posts in this thread?
Not every single one.

I asked you for an example of Sessions being a racist, and you chose a very poor one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8333 on: November 20, 2016, 07:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on November 20, 2016, 07:01:33 PM
(and I may be a racist)
Even some racist can be fair.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8334 on: November 20, 2016, 07:05:04 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on November 20, 2016, 07:02:25 PM
I asked you for an example of Sessions being a racist, and you chose a very poor one.
You want to back and read "such as" was in reference to.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8335 on: November 20, 2016, 07:11:20 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 20, 2016, 06:58:16 PM
You can disagree with his policies but this is the most class we have had in the white house in a long time.
I am sure most racist feel the same as you.
Why is he any more classy than bush
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8336 on: November 20, 2016, 07:16:29 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8337 on: November 20, 2016, 07:17:13 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on November 20, 2016, 06:55:43 PM
That was permanently lost and desecrated with the current guy occupying the oval

Obama? I despise most of his politics but the guy at least conducts himself with dignity.
You're listening to too much conservative talk radio.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8338 on: November 20, 2016, 07:17:22 PM »
Quote from: elit on November 20, 2016, 07:11:20 PM
Why is he any more classy than bush
Bush was president a long time ago.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8339 on: November 20, 2016, 07:19:08 PM »
Quote from: elit on November 20, 2016, 07:11:20 PM
Why is he any more classy than bush

Which Bush? George W. Bush? Should I start posting videos?
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