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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8340 on: November 20, 2016, 07:21:42 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on November 20, 2016, 07:16:29 PM
It didn't start here?

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5531.msg1597682.msg#1597682
With this post you asked "such as". 
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5531.msg1597790#msg1597790

Where did I say I was going to show he was a racist? IIRC my comment was some believe he will not protect all evenly.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8341 on: November 20, 2016, 07:29:17 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 20, 2016, 07:21:42 PM
With this post you asked "such as". 
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5531.msg1597790#msg1597790

Where did I say I was going to show he was a racist? IIRC my comment was some believe he will not protect all evenly.
I assumed you meant based on race.

You wouldn't want him protecting criminals equally to law abiding citizens, correct?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8342 on: November 20, 2016, 07:32:07 PM »
What are you people drinking, Obama has been the biggest disgrace as a president our country has ever seen. Thank Gd for DJT, Huge Upgrade.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8343 on: November 20, 2016, 07:33:10 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 20, 2016, 07:19:08 PM
Which Bush? George W. Bush? Should I start posting videos?
Pls
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8344 on: November 20, 2016, 07:33:25 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on November 20, 2016, 07:32:07 PM
What are you people drinking, Obama has been the biggest disgrace as a president our country has ever seen. Thank Gd for DJT, Huge Upgrade.
Not as far as personal behavior.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8345 on: November 20, 2016, 07:34:23 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on November 20, 2016, 07:17:22 PM
Bush was president a long time ago.
Huh?he was the president b4 obama
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8346 on: November 20, 2016, 07:36:23 PM »
Quote from: elit on November 20, 2016, 07:34:23 PM
Huh?he was the president b4 obama
Obama has still been the classiest president in a long time. ;)

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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8347 on: November 20, 2016, 07:37:44 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on November 20, 2016, 07:36:23 PM
Obama has still been the classiest president in a long time. ;)
Yeh that's about all I'll give him. Classiest  president in the past 7 years 10 months
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8348 on: November 20, 2016, 07:41:47 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on November 20, 2016, 07:32:07 PM
What are you people drinking, Obama has been the biggest disgrace as a president our country has ever seen. Thank Gd for DJT, Huge Upgrade.
Did a skin head hijack SS account?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8349 on: November 20, 2016, 07:42:40 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on November 20, 2016, 07:37:44 PM
Yeh that's about all I'll give him. Classiest  president in the past 7 years 10 months
And over all, has been a class act.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8350 on: November 20, 2016, 07:43:06 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on November 20, 2016, 07:29:17 PM
I assumed you meant based on race.
More of a minority issue.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8351 on: November 20, 2016, 07:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on November 20, 2016, 07:32:07 PM
What are you people drinking, Obama has been the biggest disgrace as a president our country has ever seen. Thank Gd for DJT, Huge Upgrade.

There is a difference between someone having terrible policies and someone being an ass. Do you not understand the difference?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8352 on: November 20, 2016, 07:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Cheesecake on November 20, 2016, 07:00:35 PM
I agree. Obama has been classy, even if a poorly performing president.
In general I will admit that he has class, though I do take issue with feet up on the desk.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8353 on: November 20, 2016, 07:52:21 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 20, 2016, 07:48:46 PM
In general I will admit that he has class, though I do take issue with feet up on the desk.
Were is shoes on or off?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8354 on: November 20, 2016, 07:58:29 PM »
Somebody asked for this:

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8355 on: November 20, 2016, 08:09:36 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 20, 2016, 07:58:29 PM
Somebody asked for this:


I assume this is nothing to do with our conversation??
(And a side note: taking bloopers from 8 years of speeches and that's all they came up with is pretty weak)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8356 on: November 20, 2016, 08:16:57 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8357 on: November 20, 2016, 08:18:24 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 20, 2016, 08:16:57 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=obama+bloopers
You can get bloopers with anyone and I don't get what he thought that had to do with class
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8358 on: November 20, 2016, 08:19:49 PM »
Quote from: elit on November 20, 2016, 08:18:24 PM
You can get bloopers with anyone and I don't get what he thought that had to do with class

So forget it then. One of us apparently doesn't know how to judge class.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8359 on: November 20, 2016, 08:26:31 PM »
I think people are confusing class with reverence.
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