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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847936 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8400 on: November 21, 2016, 12:47:45 PM »
What is this supposed to be? It can't be based on population, it would be totally off beyond the largest 4 (and even those aren't quite right).

As an aside, some cool election maps here:
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/2016/
Quite dizzying, but it seems to me that if all states awarded electors like ME does, it might have been a DJT landslide. (and even though the R vote would have been drowned out in my district, I think I would have actually voted if electors were on a district by district basis).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8401 on: November 21, 2016, 12:48:24 PM »
What is this supposed to be? It can't be based on population, it would be totally off beyond the largest 4 (and even those aren't quite right).

As an aside, some cool election maps here:
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/2016/
I find this map interesting:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/11/02/opinion/20081102_OPCHART.html

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8402 on: November 21, 2016, 12:48:40 PM »
Quite dizzying, but it seems to me that if all states awarded electors like ME does, it might have been a DJT landslide. (and even though the R vote would have been drowned out in my district, I think I would have actually voted if electors were on a district by district basis).

Romney would have been president.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8403 on: November 21, 2016, 12:48:50 PM »
What is this supposed to be? It can't be based on population, it would be totally off beyond the largest 4 (and even those aren't quite right).

As an aside, some cool election maps here:
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/2016/
YOu mean it is exaggerated?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8404 on: November 21, 2016, 12:51:19 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8405 on: November 21, 2016, 12:52:28 PM »
YOu mean it is exaggerated?
Well, obviously that's not a problem for a political cartoon. I'm just asking what the message is supposed to be.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8406 on: November 21, 2016, 12:58:03 PM »
Quite dizzying, but it seems to me that if all states awarded electors like ME does, it might have been a DJT landslide. (and even though the R vote would have been drowned out in my district, I think I would have actually voted if electors were on a district by district basis).
Wasn't really trying to make a comment about popular vs electoral with that link. The one's that were most interesting to me were the last 2. The one showing by results by county, with color gradation to account for how large the margin of victory was in each location - but no accounting for voter population. And the one next to it that warps the map to account for population.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8407 on: November 21, 2016, 01:05:54 PM »
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/cashing-in-bigly-in-argentina

Not unexpected.

UPDATE: Spox for Argentina President says reports that Trump talked to him about business in Buenos Aires are “Absolutely untrue."
« Last Edit: November 21, 2016, 01:36:51 PM by Moshe123 »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8408 on: November 21, 2016, 01:20:29 PM »
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/cashing-in-bigly-in-argentina

Not unexpected.
and whats the problem if does?
Hillary has been doing for years as well as all dem politicians

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8409 on: November 21, 2016, 01:21:53 PM »
Hillary has been doing for years as well as all dem politicians
Let me guess you voted for Trump?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8410 on: November 21, 2016, 01:24:01 PM »
My signature is worth more than that.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8411 on: November 21, 2016, 01:56:47 PM »
Let me guess you voted for Trump?
actually i didn;t vote, but there is nothing that makes me nuts like this self righteous hypocrisy
If something is wrong, make it wrong for everyone,
and dont give me the excuse that the republican are supposed to have morals, while the dems  can do what they like because they are inherently immoral

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8412 on: November 21, 2016, 02:38:31 PM »
The CNN headline: FEC hits Trump on 1,100 errors, totaling roughly $1.3M

The meat of the article: "Larry Noble of the Campaign Legal Center said the FEC letter is fairly routine" and "The FEC dinged the Sanders campaign in May for the same problem."

The way the headline should read: Trump, Sanders Campaigns Receive Fairly Routine FEC Letters

which of course is no headline at all...

which makes you wonder why this is on CNN's front page...

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/21/politics/fec-trump-violations/index.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8413 on: November 21, 2016, 02:40:00 PM »
Now this all makes sense.
He needs to talk to CBC.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8414 on: November 21, 2016, 02:47:45 PM »
actually i didn;t vote, but there is nothing that makes me nuts like this self righteous hypocrisy
If something is wrong, make it wrong for everyone,
and dont give me the excuse that the republican are supposed to have morals, while the dems  can do what they like because they are inherently immoral
Hypocrisy is you know it is wrong but are trying to justify it because HRC and the Dems have done it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8415 on: November 21, 2016, 03:02:13 PM »
Hypocrisy is you know it is wrong but are trying to justify it because HRC and the Dems have done it.
Which is why claims of hypocrisy are generally unpersuasive.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8416 on: November 21, 2016, 03:05:05 PM »
Hypocrisy is you know it is wrong but are trying to justify it because HRC and the Dems have done it.
i don't think it's wrong and it isn;t wrong because it's not illegal
Just like proper tax planning (and bad investments) will get you a $900million NOL that you can use to offset your tax bill
to quote Judge Learned Hand (yes a real name)
"Over and over again courts have said that there is nothing sinister in so arranging one's affairs as to keep taxes as low as possible. Everybody does so, rich or poor; and all do right, for nobody owes any public duty to pay more than the law demands: taxes are enforced exactions, not voluntary contributions. To demand more in the name of morals is mere cant."


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8417 on: November 21, 2016, 03:25:03 PM »
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/cashing-in-bigly-in-argentina

Not unexpected.

UPDATE: Spox for Argentina President says reports that Trump talked to him about business in Buenos Aires are “Absolutely untrue."
From Talking Points Memo?!?!?!?!?!?
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