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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3862925 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #860 on: July 20, 2016, 08:02:30 AM »
Should infuriate any sane human being.
Some attidute.

It runs in the blood.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #861 on: July 20, 2016, 09:21:51 AM »
This stuff is what Makes politics so stupid these days. The same thing would happen if someone on hillary side did it just every person would be arguing the exact opposite of what they're r saying now. It's like a schoolyard baseball game where it just so happens that everyone on one team thinks he safe and everyone on other team thinks he's out. There's no intellectual honesty and everyone wastes so much energy on things that don't matter

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #862 on: July 20, 2016, 09:51:19 AM »
Okay call up the speechwriter and tell him he's dishonest for plagiarizing his own work.
BTW, according to plagiarism guidelines that is not either allowed.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #863 on: July 20, 2016, 09:53:45 AM »
BTW, according to plagiarism guidelines that is not either allowed.
Guidelines for what?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #864 on: July 20, 2016, 11:36:54 AM »
BTW, according to plagiarism guidelines that is not either allowed.
But nobody cares.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #866 on: July 20, 2016, 12:04:57 PM »
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
Dude. I told you actual facts don't matter. He is still believing the same crooks who promised him that trump will NEVER win the nom.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #867 on: July 20, 2016, 12:09:35 PM »
This stuff is what Makes politics so stupid these days. The same thing would happen if someone on hillary side did it just every person would be arguing the exact opposite of what they're r saying now. It's like a schoolyard baseball game where it just so happens that everyone on one team thinks he safe and everyone on other team thinks he's out. There's no intellectual honesty and everyone wastes so much energy on things that don't matter
Can't +1 this enough. I was gonna say pretty much the same. If you find yourself on the same with every single issue, and you're defending every single thing 'your' candidate does, you're probably not being intellectually honest.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #868 on: July 20, 2016, 12:21:30 PM »
Can't +1 this enough. I was gonna say pretty much the same. If you find yourself on the same with every single issue, and you're defending every single thing 'your' candidate does, you're probably not being intellectually honest.
Translation: You have your head buried in the sand.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #869 on: July 20, 2016, 12:26:02 PM »
Translation: You have your head buried in the sand.  :)
Me, or the scenario I'm describing :-\

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #870 on: July 20, 2016, 12:28:05 PM »
Me, or the scenario I'm describing :-\
Oops, scenario.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #871 on: July 20, 2016, 12:36:01 PM »
Oops, scenario.
I don't know about that. I think it's somehow both a subconscious thing and a willful thing.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #872 on: July 20, 2016, 12:39:13 PM »

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #873 on: July 20, 2016, 01:15:19 PM »
Melania staffer falls on sword, says campaign rejected her resignation.

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/755802081395630080

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #874 on: July 20, 2016, 01:18:52 PM »
Can't +1 this enough. I was gonna say pretty much the same. If you find yourself on the same with every single issue, and you're defending every single thing 'your' candidate does, you're probably not being intellectually honest.
See what he writes about this exact point about an hour ago.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/147703987411/rocking-the-vote-for-snoopy
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #875 on: July 20, 2016, 01:20:23 PM »
I see Clinton up 3 in the average.

Now, bring the averages for the swing states.
BTW, note how every LV poll from the last three weeks has Trump ahead.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #876 on: July 20, 2016, 02:46:19 PM »


How sweet. Awwwwww.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #877 on: July 20, 2016, 03:06:09 PM »
How sweet. Awwwwww.
What a great boss Trump is.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #878 on: July 20, 2016, 04:23:06 PM »
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According to McIver, Mrs. Trump "always liked" the First Lady and passed on her convention remarks as an "inspiration" for her own speech. Somehow, the passage ended up in the final version largely unchanged.
"Over the phone, she read me some passages from Mrs. Obama's speech as examples," McIver wrote. "I wrote them down and later included some of the phrasing in the draft that ultimately became the final speech. I did not check Mrs. Obama's speeches. This was my mistake and I feel terrible for the chaos I have caused to Melania and the Trumps, as well as to Mrs. Obama."
I could see this happening, seems like a very plausible explanation.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #879 on: July 20, 2016, 04:40:37 PM »
I could see this happening, seems like a very plausible explanation.


From yesterday morning:
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/755387925919993857
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Looks like some placeholder text (good ideas from other speeches) didn't get replaced in the final draft.
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