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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856857 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8640 on: November 27, 2016, 08:35:45 PM »
Is this even true?

No. It will basically be impossible for anyone to trigger statewide recounts in Michigan and Pennsylvania, since there needs to be a showing of possible fraud/error on a county-by-county basis. (And from what I've read, Michigan is entirely paper-based balloting, so it couldn't have been hacked by the Russians, as some left-wing nutcases are claiming.)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8641 on: November 27, 2016, 08:47:17 PM »
Very little since it is at least partially a result of campaign strategy.
Campaign strategy, and even more so, voter behavior. You just can't speculate what the popular vote would look like until it actually matters.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8642 on: November 27, 2016, 08:48:40 PM »
Is this even true?
Yes if you ask Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8643 on: November 27, 2016, 08:49:06 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8644 on: November 27, 2016, 08:50:01 PM »
Trump is totally losing it.
With the amount of times you have said that you would think it would be lost by now.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8645 on: November 27, 2016, 09:06:01 PM »
With the amount of times you have said that you would think it would be lost by now.

He never had sanity and that's what I'm referring to.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8646 on: November 27, 2016, 09:10:29 PM »
He never had sanity and that's what I'm referring to.

it looks like he's building an intelligent cabinet. The USA will hopefully have responsible, intelligent leadership with support for the safety of Israel for the next 4 years.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8647 on: November 27, 2016, 09:42:06 PM »
He never had sanity and that's what I'm referring to.
He is who he is and he will be the next president whether we like it or not. He was not the first choice of either of us, but maybe he will be crazy enough to do some of the things which need to get done. Meanwhile he is doing well with surrounding himself with competence.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8648 on: November 27, 2016, 09:42:44 PM »

it looks like he's building an intelligent cabinet. The USA will hopefully have responsible, intelligent leadership with support for the safety of Israel for the next 4 years.
I remember discussions here about him surrounding himself with good advisors.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8649 on: November 27, 2016, 10:06:43 PM »
I remember discussions here about him surrounding himself with good advisors.
Interesting how he himself never made this argument, usually referring instead to his very smart brain.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8650 on: November 28, 2016, 09:43:51 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8652 on: November 28, 2016, 06:48:07 PM »
I think this is an idea almost everyone can agree upon.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8653 on: November 28, 2016, 08:58:27 PM »
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/texas-elector-art-sisneros-to-resign-instead-of-voting-for-donald-trump/ar-AAkRIX1?li=BBnb7Kz
Why is Trump less "biblically qualified" than anyone else he ever voted for ? What does that even mean ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8654 on: November 28, 2016, 09:41:31 PM »
Why is Trump less "biblically qualified" than anyone else he ever voted for ? What does that even mean ?
He's a self righteous you know what

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8655 on: November 28, 2016, 09:47:37 PM »
He's a self righteous you know what
And what's that got to do with the bible ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8656 on: November 28, 2016, 10:45:42 PM »
I think this is an idea almost everyone can agree upon.


and when he's done with that he can start on the SSA

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8657 on: November 29, 2016, 01:06:04 AM »
Why is Trump less "biblically qualified" than anyone else he ever voted for ? What does that even mean ?
That Trump goes against so many things his religion has taught him he can't vote for him. Don't shoot the messenger.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8658 on: November 29, 2016, 01:16:53 AM »
That Trump goes against so many things his religion has taught him he can't vote for him. Don't shoot the messenger.
Perhaps if the door hit him he'd get some sense knocked in.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8659 on: November 29, 2016, 01:19:24 AM »
Perhaps if the door hit him he'd get some sense knocked in.
You know how religious people are. They look at things differently than most.  ;)
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