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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3855937 times)

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8681 on: November 30, 2016, 12:35:09 AM »
Good thing she voted for Trump.  :)

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Is she on the forums? Her manner sounds like some posters here...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8682 on: November 30, 2016, 12:35:54 AM »
Is she on the forums? Her manner sounds like some posters here...
Here we go for round three.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8683 on: November 30, 2016, 12:38:43 AM »
Here we go for round three.  :P
Waddaya mean. She was done in 10 minutes!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8684 on: November 30, 2016, 12:52:53 AM »
Why hasn't Trump handed Rudy Giuliani, the coveted Secretary of State position yet? He put himself all out for Trump.
If he wont give it to him, what other position is there for him?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8685 on: November 30, 2016, 12:57:41 AM »
Why hasn't Trump handed Rudy Giuliani, the coveted Secretary of State position yet? He put himself all out for Trump.
If he wont give it to him, what other position is there for him?
IMHO he would overshadow Trump. Not a good thing for an ego maniac like Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8686 on: November 30, 2016, 01:13:38 AM »
Why hasn't Trump handed Rudy Giuliani, the coveted Secretary of State position yet? He put himself all out for Trump.
If he wont give it to him, what other position is there for him?

Minister of Teeth?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8687 on: November 30, 2016, 01:38:34 AM »
IMHO he would overshadow Trump. Not a good thing for an ego maniac like Trump.
Romney wouldn't overshadow him even more?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8688 on: November 30, 2016, 01:39:37 AM »
Romney wouldn't overshadow him even more?
Romeny stays in the background. Rudy loves the spotlight.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8689 on: November 30, 2016, 01:50:45 AM »
Romney wouldn't overshadow him even more?

Mr. Vegetable Lasagna himself?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8690 on: November 30, 2016, 01:52:17 AM »
Mr. Vegetable Lasagna himself?
Please don't insult Lasagna like that. One of my favorite dishes.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8691 on: November 30, 2016, 02:07:20 AM »
If he wont give it to him, what other position is there for him?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8692 on: November 30, 2016, 02:45:39 AM »
Department of Homeland Security?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8693 on: November 30, 2016, 07:17:17 AM »
IMHO he would overshadow Trump. Not a good thing for an ego maniac like Trump.
Trump is larger than you think.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8694 on: November 30, 2016, 07:21:03 AM »
Department of Homeland Security?
+1 Rudy is not a natural diplomat.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8695 on: November 30, 2016, 07:22:58 AM »
Trump is larger than you think.
Have you seen his hands? You know what they say about small hands.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8696 on: November 30, 2016, 07:43:34 AM »
Have you seen his hands? You know what they say about small hands. 
Let's not relitigate.
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« Reply #8698 on: November 30, 2016, 11:11:26 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8699 on: November 30, 2016, 11:31:26 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/29/health/school-survey-post-election-negative-incidents/index.html "Harassment in schools skyrockets after election, teachers report"

I was skeptical of all this claim of increased hate in the country since Trump was elected, and then my cousin tells me last night that a kid went over to her son in school and told him that "I am German and now that Trump is president I can control you because you are Jewish."

I am not saying Trump is at fault but hate rhetoric and crime is definitely something we should be looking out for.

(Side note I think I have to go kick that 12 year olds ...)
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