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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8700 on: November 30, 2016, 11:39:23 AM »
Quote from: jj1000 on November 30, 2016, 11:31:26 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/29/health/school-survey-post-election-negative-incidents/index.html "Harassment in schools skyrockets after election, teachers report"

I was skeptical of all this claim of increased hate in the country since Trump was elected, and then my cousin tells me last night that a kid went over to her son in school and told him that "I am German and now that Trump is president I can control you because you are Jewish."

I am not saying Trump is at fault but hate rhetoric and crime is definitely something we should be looking out for.

(Side note I think I have to go kick that 12 year olds ...)
Ever hear of "fake news"?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8701 on: November 30, 2016, 11:42:47 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 30, 2016, 11:39:23 AM
Ever hear of "fake news"?
What about it?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8702 on: November 30, 2016, 11:46:22 AM »
Quote from: jj1000 on November 30, 2016, 11:31:26 AM
(Side note I think I have to go kick that 12 year olds ...)
Not very smart. Get a 15 year old to do it.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8703 on: November 30, 2016, 11:47:12 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 30, 2016, 11:39:23 AM
Ever hear of "fake news"?
Is that the one next to "head buried in sand"?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8704 on: November 30, 2016, 11:47:34 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 30, 2016, 11:46:22 AM
Not very smart. Get a 15 year old to do it.  :)
Teach me your ways. Do I pay cash, GC, or MO to the kid?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8705 on: November 30, 2016, 11:48:52 AM »
Quote from: jj1000 on November 30, 2016, 11:47:34 AM
Teach me your ways. Do I pay cash, GC, or MO to the kid?
This is only what I heard but I think you can put it on the CSR and it codes as travel.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8706 on: November 30, 2016, 11:50:31 AM »
Quote from: jj1000 on November 30, 2016, 11:47:34 AM
Teach me your ways. Do I pay cash, GC, or MO to the kid?

ALOL
Quote from: JTZ on November 30, 2016, 11:48:52 AM
This is only what I heard but I think you can put it on the CSR and it codes as travel.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8707 on: November 30, 2016, 11:52:49 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 30, 2016, 11:39:23 AM
Ever hear of "fake news"?
Well you do need to understand that CNN is only slightly less accurate than the Onion
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8708 on: November 30, 2016, 11:54:01 AM »
Quote from: aygart on November 30, 2016, 11:52:49 AM
Well you do need to understand that CNN is only slightly less accurate than the Onion
CNN is way better than MSNBC and FOX but I guess that isn't saying much.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8709 on: November 30, 2016, 11:54:25 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 30, 2016, 11:39:23 AM
Ever hear of "fake news"?
Quote from: aygart on November 30, 2016, 11:52:49 AM
Well you do need to understand that CNN is only slightly less accurate than the Onion
Here edited my post for you guys

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I was skeptical of all this claim of increased hate in the country since Trump was elected, and then my cousin tells me last night that a kid went over to her son in school and told him that "I am German and now that Trump is president I can control you because you are Jewish."

I am not saying Trump is at fault but hate rhetoric and crime is definitely something we should be looking out for.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8710 on: November 30, 2016, 11:55:15 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 30, 2016, 11:54:01 AM
CNN is way better than MSNBC and FOX but I guess that isn't saying much.
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8711 on: November 30, 2016, 11:55:52 AM »
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Here edited my post for you guys
I know I know.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8712 on: November 30, 2016, 11:59:10 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 30, 2016, 11:47:12 AM
Is that the one next to "head buried in sand"?
I've had personal experience with journalists for quite a while. I don't take anything they write or say with a grain of salt. My natural tendency (based on personal experience) is to disbelieve 100% of what they say or write (though in some cases there might be a tiny element of truth buried somewhere there).

I also think many of them are among the lowest scum on this earth, lower than even politicians. Try to get yourself a translation of the following very telling song: http://shironet.mako.co.il/artist?type=lyrics&lang=1&prfid=166&wrkid=2528
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8713 on: November 30, 2016, 12:02:32 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 30, 2016, 11:59:10 AM
I've had personal experience with journalists for quite a while. I don't take anything they write or say with a grain of salt. My natural tendency (based on personal experience) is to disbelieve 100% of what they say or write (though in some cases there might be a tiny element of truth buried somewhere there).

I also think many of them are among the lowest scum on this earth, lower than even politicians. Try to get yourself a translation of the following very telling song: http://shironet.mako.co.il/artist?type=lyrics&lang=1&prfid=166&wrkid=2528
All I will say is I grew up and live in diverse communities. Hate is on the rise. Blame who you want but that isn't going to change what I see happening.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8714 on: November 30, 2016, 12:10:26 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 30, 2016, 12:02:32 PM
All I will say is I grew up and live in diverse communities. Hate is on the rise. Blame who you want but that isn't going to change what I see happening.
Ab ki baar JTZ sarkaar
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8715 on: November 30, 2016, 12:16:48 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 30, 2016, 12:10:26 PM
Ab ki baar JTZ sarkaar
Need a translation but it doesn't sound good.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8716 on: November 30, 2016, 12:18:42 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 30, 2016, 12:02:32 PM
All I will say is I grew up and live in diverse communities. Hate is on the rise. Blame who you want but that isn't going to change what I see happening.
Do you and Chaim live in the same neighborhood?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8717 on: November 30, 2016, 12:24:26 PM »
Quote from: username on November 30, 2016, 12:18:42 PM
Do you and Chaim live in the same neighborhood?
You might not believe this but we lived in a couple of different neighborhoods together. What's the odds of that?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8718 on: November 30, 2016, 12:25:45 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 30, 2016, 12:16:48 PM
Need a translation but it doesn't sound good.  :)
LOL

It actually sounds awful with JTZ in there.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8719 on: November 30, 2016, 12:26:28 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 30, 2016, 12:24:26 PM
You might not believe this but we lived in a couple of different neighborhoods together. What's the odds of that?
Stalker much?

Ever looked into a restraining order or some Prolixin maybe?
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