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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3839671 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8780 on: December 06, 2016, 12:36:12 AM »
The real problem is...

The solution is...


WTH is she smoking?
So paper is now 21st century tech?
Did I understand her right?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8781 on: December 06, 2016, 12:37:37 AM »
I don't believe it. That's ridiculous.
What's there not to believe?
Who are you doubting?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8782 on: December 06, 2016, 12:40:44 AM »
WTH is she smoking?
So paper is now 21st century tech?
Did I understand her right?
Paper creates an audit trail. (And an option to spend lots of money on an inaccurate manual recount).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8783 on: December 06, 2016, 12:50:56 AM »
What's there not to believe?
Who are you doubting?

I don't believe he saved up a jar of rotting orlas. I believe it's supposed to be buried right away, not saved up for decades. I was hoping you were joking but since you seem to say you're not joking then i am hoping that your buddy showed you a jar of turkey jerky and decided to make a joke which you took seriously.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8784 on: December 06, 2016, 01:56:02 AM »
Paper creates an audit trail. (And an option to spend lots of money on an inaccurate manual recount).

I understand that.
I was addressing the blatant hypocrisy in her 2 tweets.

She loves paper and hates electronic voting in one tweet, in the other tweet she wants to invest in the 21st century tech that she hates.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8785 on: December 06, 2016, 02:46:50 AM »
What's the big deal over the recount? Everyone should be happy we get accurate results.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8786 on: December 06, 2016, 03:21:07 AM »
What's the big deal over the recount? Everyone should be happy we get accurate results.
Because people who worked hard for their money wasted it on a lunatic idea instead of spending it on sushi.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8787 on: December 06, 2016, 05:48:48 AM »


I don't believe he saved up a jar of rotting orlas. I believe it's supposed to be buried right away, not saved up for decades. I was hoping you were joking but since you seem to say you're not joking then i am hoping that your buddy showed you a jar of turkey jerky and decided to make a joke which you took seriously.

+1
But re burying, my understanding is that  they just mix it with dirt in a kli and then throw it out...


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8788 on: December 06, 2016, 07:18:32 AM »
Because people who worked hard for their money wasted it on a lunatic idea instead of spending it on sushi.
...but they are spending their own money and we all reap the rewards. Doesn't get much better.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8789 on: December 06, 2016, 07:23:19 AM »
What's the big deal over the recount? Everyone should be happy we get accurate results.
If it was out of sincere concern for accurate results I would be glad to recount every state. Jill Stein's objective is to sow more doubt in the legitimacy of Trump's nomination. I guarantee you it wont end after the recounts. They'll come up with something else. Her end goal is not to create confidence in our election process and system rather to create more distrust.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8790 on: December 06, 2016, 07:30:47 AM »
I don't believe he saved up a jar of rotting orlas. I believe it's supposed to be buried right away, not saved up for decades. I was hoping you were joking but since you seem to say you're not joking then i am hoping that your buddy showed you a jar of turkey jerky and decided to make a joke which you took seriously.
At our next DO I can give you the name and number so you can verify for yourself. If I understood him correctly, he feels that having them buried along with him after 120 would be a form of מליץ יושר for him.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2016, 07:47:33 AM by ExGingi »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8791 on: December 06, 2016, 07:35:59 AM »
Because people who worked hard for their money wasted it on a lunatic idea instead of spending it on sushi.
Actually having a bunch of liberal kooks waste their money on a fruitless effort, that can just help give some employment to the unemployed, is refreshing. Finally something good coming out of these.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8792 on: December 06, 2016, 07:38:46 AM »
If it was out of sincere concern for accurate results I would be glad to recount every state. Jill Stein's objective is to sow more doubt confidence in the legitimacy of Trump's nomination.
FTFY.
Just listen to what she said in front of Trump Tower.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8793 on: December 06, 2016, 07:43:20 AM »
FTFY.
Just listen to what she said in front of Trump Tower.
I wasted enough of my time listening to her interview with Chris Wallace.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8794 on: December 06, 2016, 09:52:50 AM »
If it was out of sincere concern for accurate results I would be glad to recount every state. Jill Stein's objective is to sow more doubt in the legitimacy of Trump's nomination. I guarantee you it wont end after the recounts. They'll come up with something else. Her end goal is not to create confidence in our election process and system rather to create more distrust.
That is a stretch. The only way that can happen is the recount leads to a massive vote swing.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8795 on: December 06, 2016, 09:53:55 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8796 on: December 06, 2016, 09:56:02 AM »

I am sure nothing like this ever happens on the subway.  ::)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8797 on: December 06, 2016, 10:02:09 AM »
...but they are spending their own money and we all reap the rewards. Doesn't get much better.  :)
So lets do an imaginary recount in your imaginary world where they cover all the costs.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/11/29/secretary-state-says-recount-cost-could-near-2m/94612906/

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2016/11/29/recount-cost/94607806/

They know it will not and cannot be completed. That is their intent.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8798 on: December 06, 2016, 10:04:43 AM »
So lets do an imaginary recount in your imaginary world where they cover all the costs.
They need to raise the fee. Don't blame JS for that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8799 on: December 06, 2016, 10:19:52 AM »
I am sure nothing like this ever happens on the subway.  ::)
Anything CAN happen in the subway, but for it to be of any public significance you need to show that it actually DID happen. It is an issue when they push a narrative based on things that could have happened.
Feelings don't care about your facts